I want someone to want me as badly as Scientology wants my mom

I swear Christmas Day is never complete without stupidity. I had to deal with “saying white people like sweet and sour pork is actually racist” so that was sick.

Why does Zoom have an AI companion now? It just feels like AI has infected every part of life and I literally can’t escape it

What is it with theatres trying to reinvent the wheel with programmes? I’ve received everything from one that was double the regular length to one that was essentially just a poster in the past year.

I wonder if screenwriters even recognize that tv show writing peaked with Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated S2 E24