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@alicijabelle.bsky.social
World’s most average woman.
One of the #LGBT letters I just can’t remember which. #ADHD
One of the #LGBT letters I just can’t remember which. #ADHD
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Crime Allie
@alicijabelle.bsky.social
· Sep 24
When I was a child I always thought the United Nations Headquarters would be in this glass and steel megastructure floating somewhere in international waters. Turns out it’s, like, 6 blocks from Jimbo’s Hamburger Place.
Why is the “Alice in Chains in the 90s” look so fucking sexy on masc lesbians?
January 16, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Why is the “Alice in Chains in the 90s” look so fucking sexy on masc lesbians?
It’s really easy to tell that my pics aren’t AI generated because gen AI seemingly struggles to make ugly people.
Self Burn Brooklyn Nine GIF
ALT: Self Burn Brooklyn Nine GIF
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January 12, 2026 at 1:43 PM
It’s really easy to tell that my pics aren’t AI generated because gen AI seemingly struggles to make ugly people.
Name a more iconic duo than listening to the Smiths and saying “it’s such a shame Morrissey is a c*nt” after each song.
January 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Name a more iconic duo than listening to the Smiths and saying “it’s such a shame Morrissey is a c*nt” after each song.
I’m half a mental break away from huffing glue and becoming a full time dominatrix
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I’m half a mental break away from huffing glue and becoming a full time dominatrix
I’m going to start gatekeeping bisexual discourse in 2026. Ive seen too many insane takes, even from bi people.
I only want to hear from non binary people in agriculture, wal-mart greeters over the age of 79, and that one guy in every pub who wears a flat cap with the hammer and sickle pin on it.
I only want to hear from non binary people in agriculture, wal-mart greeters over the age of 79, and that one guy in every pub who wears a flat cap with the hammer and sickle pin on it.
January 8, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I’m going to start gatekeeping bisexual discourse in 2026. Ive seen too many insane takes, even from bi people.
I only want to hear from non binary people in agriculture, wal-mart greeters over the age of 79, and that one guy in every pub who wears a flat cap with the hammer and sickle pin on it.
I only want to hear from non binary people in agriculture, wal-mart greeters over the age of 79, and that one guy in every pub who wears a flat cap with the hammer and sickle pin on it.
Product idea: tin opener that actually works.
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Product idea: tin opener that actually works.
I’m back at work tomorrow and will inevitably have to do some form of “goals for 2026”.
How do I say “have an army of pay pigs that I have buying me new outfits and crates of monster every month” in a professional way?
How do I say “have an army of pay pigs that I have buying me new outfits and crates of monster every month” in a professional way?
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I’m back at work tomorrow and will inevitably have to do some form of “goals for 2026”.
How do I say “have an army of pay pigs that I have buying me new outfits and crates of monster every month” in a professional way?
How do I say “have an army of pay pigs that I have buying me new outfits and crates of monster every month” in a professional way?
My last Christmas party outfit of the year got a little Tifa Lockhart vibe accidentally. Look at my sexy new New Rock boots too 😭😭 I love them!
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
My last Christmas party outfit of the year got a little Tifa Lockhart vibe accidentally. Look at my sexy new New Rock boots too 😭😭 I love them!
I am once more asking the universe to send me that dress Brooke Shields wears in that kinda terrible hallmark/Netflix movie “A Castle For Christmas”.
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I am once more asking the universe to send me that dress Brooke Shields wears in that kinda terrible hallmark/Netflix movie “A Castle For Christmas”.
Are you even goth if you haven’t been banned from r/goth or r/gothstyle? Bonus points if you then post to other goth subreddits and get annoyed that people are just wearing black and not taking part in the goth subculture.
Triple those bonus points if you then say “I’m not goth I’m alternative”.
Triple those bonus points if you then say “I’m not goth I’m alternative”.
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Are you even goth if you haven’t been banned from r/goth or r/gothstyle? Bonus points if you then post to other goth subreddits and get annoyed that people are just wearing black and not taking part in the goth subculture.
Triple those bonus points if you then say “I’m not goth I’m alternative”.
Triple those bonus points if you then say “I’m not goth I’m alternative”.
So I posted my Christmas fit yesterday aaaaand what I didn’t say was I wanted to get back into video content, so I decided to flex my atrophying editing skills. Anyway, sound on, becuase here’s my casual fit to my Christmas party goth fit!
@onlycans.bsky.social full permission to call me basic 🖤🖤
@onlycans.bsky.social full permission to call me basic 🖤🖤
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
So I posted my Christmas fit yesterday aaaaand what I didn’t say was I wanted to get back into video content, so I decided to flex my atrophying editing skills. Anyway, sound on, becuase here’s my casual fit to my Christmas party goth fit!
@onlycans.bsky.social full permission to call me basic 🖤🖤
@onlycans.bsky.social full permission to call me basic 🖤🖤
An actual Christmassy picture of my goth self (granted it’s just because I’m stood in front of a tree). Also this is me before alcohol and no one will see the selfies post alcohol.
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
An actual Christmassy picture of my goth self (granted it’s just because I’m stood in front of a tree). Also this is me before alcohol and no one will see the selfies post alcohol.
It is another night of Christmas parties. Here’s the fit. I think it looks pretty solid! Very hard to get “festive” into “goth” and “party” so tbh I didn’t even try.
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It is another night of Christmas parties. Here’s the fit. I think it looks pretty solid! Very hard to get “festive” into “goth” and “party” so tbh I didn’t even try.
The weight loss is incremental so do it every day.
The allergy treatment is incremental so do it every day.
The stretching is incremental so do it every day.
The retinol is incremental so do it every day.
The skin repair is incremental so do it every day.
I’m tired boss.
The allergy treatment is incremental so do it every day.
The stretching is incremental so do it every day.
The retinol is incremental so do it every day.
The skin repair is incremental so do it every day.
I’m tired boss.
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The weight loss is incremental so do it every day.
The allergy treatment is incremental so do it every day.
The stretching is incremental so do it every day.
The retinol is incremental so do it every day.
The skin repair is incremental so do it every day.
I’m tired boss.
The allergy treatment is incremental so do it every day.
The stretching is incremental so do it every day.
The retinol is incremental so do it every day.
The skin repair is incremental so do it every day.
I’m tired boss.
Body dysmorphia is wild because I have empirical evidence that I’ve lost weight and my belly is smaller but my eyes and brain are still like “haha, fatty” 🙃🙃🙃
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Body dysmorphia is wild because I have empirical evidence that I’ve lost weight and my belly is smaller but my eyes and brain are still like “haha, fatty” 🙃🙃🙃
How does the nail polish industry exist? I let my nails dry for 2 hours but god forbid I lightly touch some cloth after that. Gotta repaint two whole ass nails.
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
How does the nail polish industry exist? I let my nails dry for 2 hours but god forbid I lightly touch some cloth after that. Gotta repaint two whole ass nails.
Just posting my no makeup or filter look cause it’s the first time in a long ass time I’ve felt good and goth/alternative without shittonnes around my eyes!
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Just posting my no makeup or filter look cause it’s the first time in a long ass time I’ve felt good and goth/alternative without shittonnes around my eyes!
My favourite joke that only I laugh at is, when talking about British Parliament, saying “the MP for Coheed and Cambria”.
“Aw man, Coheed and Cambria constituency elected another Tory MP 😤”
“Aw man, Coheed and Cambria constituency elected another Tory MP 😤”
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 AM
My favourite joke that only I laugh at is, when talking about British Parliament, saying “the MP for Coheed and Cambria”.
“Aw man, Coheed and Cambria constituency elected another Tory MP 😤”
“Aw man, Coheed and Cambria constituency elected another Tory MP 😤”
“My phones taking a trip to Norway” is my new favourite euphemism for looking at NSFW stuff without having to give my ID to the government.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
“My phones taking a trip to Norway” is my new favourite euphemism for looking at NSFW stuff without having to give my ID to the government.
I have decided red is festive and therefore it’s the goth fit for a work Christmas party. Do I not scream “Santa”?
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have decided red is festive and therefore it’s the goth fit for a work Christmas party. Do I not scream “Santa”?
5 years later and my fiancée and I are still two of the top 3 definitive Google image results for “cottagecore lesbian goth bisexual”
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
5 years later and my fiancée and I are still two of the top 3 definitive Google image results for “cottagecore lesbian goth bisexual”
Being bi is weird because your sexuality is often based on what other people see, and it can be extremely tiring to have your identity erased constantly.
That said, I’m marrying a woman and if I’m going to have my sexuality erased I’d much rather be perceived as a lesbian than a straight woman lol
That said, I’m marrying a woman and if I’m going to have my sexuality erased I’d much rather be perceived as a lesbian than a straight woman lol
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Being bi is weird because your sexuality is often based on what other people see, and it can be extremely tiring to have your identity erased constantly.
That said, I’m marrying a woman and if I’m going to have my sexuality erased I’d much rather be perceived as a lesbian than a straight woman lol
That said, I’m marrying a woman and if I’m going to have my sexuality erased I’d much rather be perceived as a lesbian than a straight woman lol
Need help from fellow alt/goth girls or anyone who has a constructive opinion:
These are prior work Christmas party outfits - do I go dress (like two of these pics) or some sort of corset and skirt (like the other pic) combo this year??
These are prior work Christmas party outfits - do I go dress (like two of these pics) or some sort of corset and skirt (like the other pic) combo this year??
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Need help from fellow alt/goth girls or anyone who has a constructive opinion:
These are prior work Christmas party outfits - do I go dress (like two of these pics) or some sort of corset and skirt (like the other pic) combo this year??
These are prior work Christmas party outfits - do I go dress (like two of these pics) or some sort of corset and skirt (like the other pic) combo this year??
I’ve used AI once. It was today. I’m never touching it again.
I needed to put together a complex script with Microsoft PowerAutomate which I hadn’t used before. It kept throwing copilot at me so, after struggling, I used it. It sucked, taught me nothing, and so I taught myself from forums instead.
I needed to put together a complex script with Microsoft PowerAutomate which I hadn’t used before. It kept throwing copilot at me so, after struggling, I used it. It sucked, taught me nothing, and so I taught myself from forums instead.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’ve used AI once. It was today. I’m never touching it again.
I needed to put together a complex script with Microsoft PowerAutomate which I hadn’t used before. It kept throwing copilot at me so, after struggling, I used it. It sucked, taught me nothing, and so I taught myself from forums instead.
I needed to put together a complex script with Microsoft PowerAutomate which I hadn’t used before. It kept throwing copilot at me so, after struggling, I used it. It sucked, taught me nothing, and so I taught myself from forums instead.
If you use AI to do literally any part of writing or art, do you actually enjoy writing or art?
Why outsource any of it when the act of creating at all stages should be something that challenges you, keeps you engaged, makes you better, gives you an opportunity to overcome, and is just enjoyable.
Why outsource any of it when the act of creating at all stages should be something that challenges you, keeps you engaged, makes you better, gives you an opportunity to overcome, and is just enjoyable.
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
If you use AI to do literally any part of writing or art, do you actually enjoy writing or art?
Why outsource any of it when the act of creating at all stages should be something that challenges you, keeps you engaged, makes you better, gives you an opportunity to overcome, and is just enjoyable.
Why outsource any of it when the act of creating at all stages should be something that challenges you, keeps you engaged, makes you better, gives you an opportunity to overcome, and is just enjoyable.