alien_indisguise
@alienindisguise.bsky.social
she/they asexual
pathological people pleaser
it’s just the mood I’m in. 8123.
neither a threat nor an asset 🐢
👽🦈🍉
pathological people pleaser
it’s just the mood I’m in. 8123.
neither a threat nor an asset 🐢
👽🦈🍉
Dan it’s so much worse than I thought. We did what now????!
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Dan it’s so much worse than I thought. We did what now????!
Happy new year Dan. New year same us
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Happy new year Dan. New year same us
How many teabags did you find in your pockets?
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How many teabags did you find in your pockets?
I’m 5’9” and yes some are.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’m 5’9” and yes some are.
Fanfuckingtastic
a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
Alt: a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Fanfuckingtastic
Amazing 10/10 no notes. How long have you been sitting on these?? 😂😂
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Amazing 10/10 no notes. How long have you been sitting on these?? 😂😂
The way I would have wanted to yell out the window “I’m sorry I was whistling at the birds but like good job exercising okay bye” at the guy but instead would have driven away in shame
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The way I would have wanted to yell out the window “I’m sorry I was whistling at the birds but like good job exercising okay bye” at the guy but instead would have driven away in shame