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MIKE / ALIEN
@alienzsys.bsky.social
lvl 18, host of a fictive-heavy sys
he/they/it prns
Taken mwah mwah<3
anti endo, sorry not sorry🤷

(will probably make an intro post at some point) ((probably lying))
Ew an ai bro just like my old posts
Blocked gross man gross yucky man
August 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Could a Robin and a Crow get together if they rlly wanted to?? Like srsly I wanna see smth like a Hawk and an Eagle smooching
June 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reposted by MIKE / ALIEN
One of my favorites from the Andes, the spectacular Velvet-purple Coronet #hummingbird. These are common at @montezumalodge.bsky.social and I could spend all day with these (and have!)

#birds #nature #colombia
May 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Need nesting materials...

Not enough...

Can use clothing...
Right off me...
April 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Food is delicious idc shut up
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Cat does not appreciate my offering of pork roast.
Cat is no longer family.
March 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Chocolate chip pancakesddd🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
March 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Between goofy ahh twitter and this app, I think we all know the latter is the best option💀
February 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
My mom said if I didn't go to school, she would have to go to court, and she didn't wanna do that.

So I got ready to go to school, only to find out that in her words, I should "do us (family) all a favor and go away back to my room".

Thanks mom, I love you
February 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
People are all like "Oh thank god I was diagnosed with ___!"

But like, to me, that's.. no that's just horrifying and gut-wrenching.
Like you're telling me it's true and I ACTUALLY have that? Oh god.

ESPECIALLY if it's a negatively stereotyped thing.
February 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I miss my fp lowkey but we talk everyday so like💔💔
February 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"Collecting old DVDs isn't cute" you aren't cute tf

Anyway wanna watch this movie that isn't on streaming because I COLLECT DVDS????
February 1, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I needa start posting more
February 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If smth says f2u (free to use), I kinda expect it to be f2u like wdym I gotta like repost follow tickle ur armpit and pay ur college fund just to download a circle with some lace and a bowtie?

I ain't doing allat just for a pfp I won't even use in the end🙏
February 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Tell me WHY I saw Freddy Krueger in my dream/nap just outside my window?? HE WAS EVEN DOING THAT WEIRD SMILE THING???

Like he didn't do or say anything, was just outside my window.
I was gonna throw smth at him (lucid dream) but I woke up
January 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
One of my fav emoji makers on tumblr quit due to unreasonable hate, people suck man
January 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Cramps so painful rn I think I'm actually dying I can't move it hurt to breathe oh god
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I just ate a really big pickle it was so good 10/10 crunch and taste
January 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I know I'm technically not allowed to front and/or post online but
I'm doing it anyway! Who's gonna stop me? The fun police?

-Sentinel
January 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Let's not normalize having low empathy." Uh let's normalize it?? Tf I'm traumatized too yknow

Let's normalize having ANY amount of empathy, thanks❤️
January 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Chewing on gum and I'm thinking, man this gum hard to chew

Then I remembered I was chewing metal
January 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Drawing my nails a lovely deep blue bc I can
January 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And by stereotypical I mean the classic "alter egos = evil person" trope. Like from the god awful movie Split.
Hot take I guess but I don't think singlets (non-systems) should be making bots that ARE systems.

I don't have a problem with it exactly, just how they're made. They're all so stereotypical. PLEASE do genuine research before making a bot with something you have no actual real experience with.
January 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hot take I guess but I don't think singlets (non-systems) should be making bots that ARE systems.

I don't have a problem with it exactly, just how they're made. They're all so stereotypical. PLEASE do genuine research before making a bot with something you have no actual real experience with.
January 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wdym I'm not a real vampire, do you not see my fangs
January 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM