Ali Gaytor 🐊
@aligaytor.bsky.social
I owe y'all 2 streams.
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Ali Gaytor 🐊
@aligaytor.bsky.social
· Oct 29
After all this time it's still me.
More references in the comments.
More references in the comments.
The more I think about it the funnier that it is that he used G-d to hurt me while I'm in the middle of celebrating Hannukah. Be so fucking for real rn
If my brother didn't want to buy me a Christmas gift he could have just said that instead of going no contact because of how much of a f@g I am.
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The more I think about it the funnier that it is that he used G-d to hurt me while I'm in the middle of celebrating Hannukah. Be so fucking for real rn
If my brother didn't want to buy me a Christmas gift he could have just said that instead of going no contact because of how much of a f@g I am.
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If my brother didn't want to buy me a Christmas gift he could have just said that instead of going no contact because of how much of a f@g I am.
AND THEY BETTER ACTUALLY SHIP
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
AND THEY BETTER ACTUALLY SHIP
Someone needs to invent a life worth living
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Someone needs to invent a life worth living
"People who are type O blood are more likely to-" immediately stop giving a fuck about what you have to say. The majority of the population on earth is O or A. You have a bias.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"People who are type O blood are more likely to-" immediately stop giving a fuck about what you have to say. The majority of the population on earth is O or A. You have a bias.
I hope in my next life I get to live this kind of a cozy life.
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I hope in my next life I get to live this kind of a cozy life.
Anyone else's nipples turn white and purple when they're cold or is that Raynaud's? Asking for a friend.
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Anyone else's nipples turn white and purple when they're cold or is that Raynaud's? Asking for a friend.
Me: gandalf I am very sad come to bed with me 🥺
Gandalf: *sneezes directly into my eyes*
Yes of course thank you.
Gandalf: *sneezes directly into my eyes*
Yes of course thank you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Me: gandalf I am very sad come to bed with me 🥺
Gandalf: *sneezes directly into my eyes*
Yes of course thank you.
Gandalf: *sneezes directly into my eyes*
Yes of course thank you.
He's gone. He's no longer struggling to breathe. No longer in pain. I don't have to force his favorite treats on him just to get him to eat something. I miss him already. He was just a little guy ...but he's peacefully asleep now. Playing with ratagast and Jeremy again.
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He's gone. He's no longer struggling to breathe. No longer in pain. I don't have to force his favorite treats on him just to get him to eat something. I miss him already. He was just a little guy ...but he's peacefully asleep now. Playing with ratagast and Jeremy again.
Post that didn't age well top 10.
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Post that didn't age well top 10.
Tomorrow we say goodbye to our lil fella. He's just a lil guy... I love him so much. He deserves a million more kisses and scritches. 😔 There's just not enough time.
It's gonna be myrkles birthday every day this week. Tonight he gets cake and yogurt. His second birthday would have been the end of March.
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Tomorrow we say goodbye to our lil fella. He's just a lil guy... I love him so much. He deserves a million more kisses and scritches. 😔 There's just not enough time.
Look at my beautiful rotund daughter gandalf
December 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Look at my beautiful rotund daughter gandalf
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Boy you eating that carrot loud as FUCK
July 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Boy you eating that carrot loud as FUCK
It's gonna be myrkles birthday every day this week. Tonight he gets cake and yogurt. His second birthday would have been the end of March.
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's gonna be myrkles birthday every day this week. Tonight he gets cake and yogurt. His second birthday would have been the end of March.
Myrkle has a mass in his stomach that's so large you can't even see any of his organs. His lungs have no room to expand. This is the outcome I didn't want but nonetheless expected. We will be telling him goodbye soon. 😔
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Myrkle has a mass in his stomach that's so large you can't even see any of his organs. His lungs have no room to expand. This is the outcome I didn't want but nonetheless expected. We will be telling him goodbye soon. 😔
Have I ever told any of you that both my dad's parents were most definitely autistic and my grandma's special interest was Santa Claus and Christmas and the year she died I vowed never to celebrate at my home ever again and that bitch fucking haunted me for it?
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Have I ever told any of you that both my dad's parents were most definitely autistic and my grandma's special interest was Santa Claus and Christmas and the year she died I vowed never to celebrate at my home ever again and that bitch fucking haunted me for it?
Look at this DNA looking ass carrot
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Look at this DNA looking ass carrot
Oh it's definitely a soft cozy Sunday. Happy soft cozy Sunday.
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oh it's definitely a soft cozy Sunday. Happy soft cozy Sunday.
It's fucking November and my AC is on. I remember the last 6 years I've been able to turn my AC off in October and save up money to use for the electric bill in the summer.
Ai has fucked our planet
Ai has fucked our planet
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's fucking November and my AC is on. I remember the last 6 years I've been able to turn my AC off in October and save up money to use for the electric bill in the summer.
Ai has fucked our planet
Ai has fucked our planet
We've tried two separate rounds of different antibiotics and he's still not doing well. We go to get an X-ray Monday to see if this is terminal. 😔 i miss my myrkle full of life. I hope I didn't make him suffer all this time for nothing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We've tried two separate rounds of different antibiotics and he's still not doing well. We go to get an X-ray Monday to see if this is terminal. 😔 i miss my myrkle full of life. I hope I didn't make him suffer all this time for nothing.
You know this country is fucked cause no one is excited about black Friday anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You know this country is fucked cause no one is excited about black Friday anymore.
Don't say no repeats of last year don't say no repeats of last year don't say no repeats of last year
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Don't say no repeats of last year don't say no repeats of last year don't say no repeats of last year
Why are all the try hards playing ARAM rn? Just cause you hate your family doesn't mean you gotta take it out on me by pinging my death after I was ROOTED AND COULDNT ESCAPE
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Why are all the try hards playing ARAM rn? Just cause you hate your family doesn't mean you gotta take it out on me by pinging my death after I was ROOTED AND COULDNT ESCAPE
Imagine being this chronically online.
There are more cringe things in life than having a tattoo of something you enjoy and the majority of them are on your page buddy.
There are more cringe things in life than having a tattoo of something you enjoy and the majority of them are on your page buddy.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Imagine being this chronically online.
There are more cringe things in life than having a tattoo of something you enjoy and the majority of them are on your page buddy.
There are more cringe things in life than having a tattoo of something you enjoy and the majority of them are on your page buddy.
The fucking audacity of this rat to finally have the energy to walk around his cage and he uses it to throw the treats with his antibiotic around the cage cause he doesn't wanna take em. You lil shit istg.
Don't mind me I'm just bawling because myrkle grabbed the treat I tried to give him and yeeted that bitch 😭
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The fucking audacity of this rat to finally have the energy to walk around his cage and he uses it to throw the treats with his antibiotic around the cage cause he doesn't wanna take em. You lil shit istg.