Alina Devée ❀*⋅ꪶ (Slow Return)
@alinadevee.bsky.social
Former Agent || Reformed Thief || Freelancer || Her fiery touch can melt the toughest of iron cages.
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"I'm a good persuader," Alina purred at him in his ear before she pulled away. A stray hand gently curling around his knee in the car.
"But I'm willing to bet you also have your ways of... making people do what you want... Am I right?"
"But I'm willing to bet you also have your ways of... making people do what you want... Am I right?"
November 7, 2025 at 7:52 AM
"I'm a good persuader," Alina purred at him in his ear before she pulled away. A stray hand gently curling around his knee in the car.
"But I'm willing to bet you also have your ways of... making people do what you want... Am I right?"
"But I'm willing to bet you also have your ways of... making people do what you want... Am I right?"
//I've had days like it. I'm sure it'll pick up. I should be around this weekend
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 AM
//I've had days like it. I'm sure it'll pick up. I should be around this weekend
"Well if they didn't, I'll be back around later armed with a couple of fire extinguishers," she smirked at him.
"Unless I can be persuaded to remain indoors..?" She then purred by his ear before giving a teasing nip to his earlobe.
"Unless I can be persuaded to remain indoors..?" She then purred by his ear before giving a teasing nip to his earlobe.
November 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Well if they didn't, I'll be back around later armed with a couple of fire extinguishers," she smirked at him.
"Unless I can be persuaded to remain indoors..?" She then purred by his ear before giving a teasing nip to his earlobe.
"Unless I can be persuaded to remain indoors..?" She then purred by his ear before giving a teasing nip to his earlobe.
"Yeah!" Alina heard Addy say as Leslie took her back to bed for her nap.
Heading for their cosy kitchen, she started to busy herself with making dinner, "Les? Lasagna al Forno or Steak and Mushrooms?"
Heading for their cosy kitchen, she started to busy herself with making dinner, "Les? Lasagna al Forno or Steak and Mushrooms?"
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Yeah!" Alina heard Addy say as Leslie took her back to bed for her nap.
Heading for their cosy kitchen, she started to busy herself with making dinner, "Les? Lasagna al Forno or Steak and Mushrooms?"
Heading for their cosy kitchen, she started to busy herself with making dinner, "Les? Lasagna al Forno or Steak and Mushrooms?"
"Why not go crazy and get both?" Alina suggested with a smirk as the queue in front of them moved once more, "We could make this a real pig-out day and night!"
October 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Why not go crazy and get both?" Alina suggested with a smirk as the queue in front of them moved once more, "We could make this a real pig-out day and night!"
"But I'm not tired!" Addy whined, as Alina came to the stairs to see what was going on.
"Go on you," Alina gently encouraged, "Go nap so you're fresh to have some dinner. I'll do your favourite Dinosaur Turkey Shapes?"
"Go on you," Alina gently encouraged, "Go nap so you're fresh to have some dinner. I'll do your favourite Dinosaur Turkey Shapes?"
October 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"But I'm not tired!" Addy whined, as Alina came to the stairs to see what was going on.
"Go on you," Alina gently encouraged, "Go nap so you're fresh to have some dinner. I'll do your favourite Dinosaur Turkey Shapes?"
"Go on you," Alina gently encouraged, "Go nap so you're fresh to have some dinner. I'll do your favourite Dinosaur Turkey Shapes?"
Alina soon got the hint.
"Exactly," she nodded, "Anyway... It's dealt with now. How about I pull out some steaks from the freezer for a hearty family meal?"
"Exactly," she nodded, "Anyway... It's dealt with now. How about I pull out some steaks from the freezer for a hearty family meal?"
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Alina soon got the hint.
"Exactly," she nodded, "Anyway... It's dealt with now. How about I pull out some steaks from the freezer for a hearty family meal?"
"Exactly," she nodded, "Anyway... It's dealt with now. How about I pull out some steaks from the freezer for a hearty family meal?"
"Oh I did more than that," she snarled a little, obviously burning with anger in her blood, "I tossed his ass right out of the place when he called me a 'henchman wife' and then said, and I quote, 'be a good little woman and get back to your own kitchen', and then patted my ass!"
October 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"Oh I did more than that," she snarled a little, obviously burning with anger in her blood, "I tossed his ass right out of the place when he called me a 'henchman wife' and then said, and I quote, 'be a good little woman and get back to your own kitchen', and then patted my ass!"
A short time later, Alina returned to their cottage home with a slam of the door, cursing under her breath and sounding subtly pissed off.
"The audacity of that f@!+'+£(!"(!£@#!!"
"The audacity of that f@!+'+£(!"(!£@#!!"
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A short time later, Alina returned to their cottage home with a slam of the door, cursing under her breath and sounding subtly pissed off.
"The audacity of that f@!+'+£(!"(!£@#!!"
"The audacity of that f@!+'+£(!"(!£@#!!"
Taking her plateful gratefully as she sat at the table, she delicately set the meal down in front of her.
"Well it smells divine," Alina smiled happily, "You always did have a knack for pasta dishes. I recall one time I made you some Mac and Cheese. You said it was so good you asked for seconds."
"Well it smells divine," Alina smiled happily, "You always did have a knack for pasta dishes. I recall one time I made you some Mac and Cheese. You said it was so good you asked for seconds."
October 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Taking her plateful gratefully as she sat at the table, she delicately set the meal down in front of her.
"Well it smells divine," Alina smiled happily, "You always did have a knack for pasta dishes. I recall one time I made you some Mac and Cheese. You said it was so good you asked for seconds."
"Well it smells divine," Alina smiled happily, "You always did have a knack for pasta dishes. I recall one time I made you some Mac and Cheese. You said it was so good you asked for seconds."
"Sure thing," Alina smiled at him as she shrugged off her jacket. She went to hang it on the cloak hooks in Nick's entrance hall and then came back through to his lounge to take a seat.
"Something smells great," Alina said, "Is that sauce a red wine by any chance?"
"Something smells great," Alina said, "Is that sauce a red wine by any chance?"
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Sure thing," Alina smiled at him as she shrugged off her jacket. She went to hang it on the cloak hooks in Nick's entrance hall and then came back through to his lounge to take a seat.
"Something smells great," Alina said, "Is that sauce a red wine by any chance?"
"Something smells great," Alina said, "Is that sauce a red wine by any chance?"
"Exhausted," she told Nick, "Been busy with some labor jobs around town. But construction and engineering gigs seem to be paying well. Oh, and I got us some vintage wine to enjoy for this evening."
She handed the bottle to Nick. An old fruity red in a sleek bottle.
She handed the bottle to Nick. An old fruity red in a sleek bottle.
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Exhausted," she told Nick, "Been busy with some labor jobs around town. But construction and engineering gigs seem to be paying well. Oh, and I got us some vintage wine to enjoy for this evening."
She handed the bottle to Nick. An old fruity red in a sleek bottle.
She handed the bottle to Nick. An old fruity red in a sleek bottle.
//Took longer than expected but I'm around for a little while 🫂
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
//Took longer than expected but I'm around for a little while 🫂
"He's what?!" She then barked out in question, "Oh HELL NO! I'm sorting that jackass out this morning!"
Alina went to retrieve her jacket, "Can you hang on here until I get back?"
Alina went to retrieve her jacket, "Can you hang on here until I get back?"
October 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
"He's what?!" She then barked out in question, "Oh HELL NO! I'm sorting that jackass out this morning!"
Alina went to retrieve her jacket, "Can you hang on here until I get back?"
Alina went to retrieve her jacket, "Can you hang on here until I get back?"
"Well, aren't you organised," Alina laughed.
"So, does this mean we can use the snug officially today and let Manuel manage the restaurant?"
"So, does this mean we can use the snug officially today and let Manuel manage the restaurant?"
October 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
"Well, aren't you organised," Alina laughed.
"So, does this mean we can use the snug officially today and let Manuel manage the restaurant?"
"So, does this mean we can use the snug officially today and let Manuel manage the restaurant?"
"Addy does have quite the vivid imagination," Alina chuckled.
"Now go on. Before I put you on toilet cleaning duty."
"Now go on. Before I put you on toilet cleaning duty."
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
"Addy does have quite the vivid imagination," Alina chuckled.
"Now go on. Before I put you on toilet cleaning duty."
"Now go on. Before I put you on toilet cleaning duty."
"Later,". She chuckled, as she patted his rear, "Work first. Hot tub time with wine later... Maybe a little human platter to enjoy if you're lucky enough~"
October 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"Later,". She chuckled, as she patted his rear, "Work first. Hot tub time with wine later... Maybe a little human platter to enjoy if you're lucky enough~"
"Everything will work out," she assured her partner. Delicate fingers holding him at the line of his jaw and pulling him in for a slow and tender kiss.
"Now go put that ass to work before I give you an 'active job' to do," she winked saucily at him.
"Now go put that ass to work before I give you an 'active job' to do," she winked saucily at him.
October 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
"Everything will work out," she assured her partner. Delicate fingers holding him at the line of his jaw and pulling him in for a slow and tender kiss.
"Now go put that ass to work before I give you an 'active job' to do," she winked saucily at him.
"Now go put that ass to work before I give you an 'active job' to do," she winked saucily at him.
//Yeah I'm still around. Don't worry ☺️
October 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
//Yeah I'm still around. Don't worry ☺️
She laughed, "Tub of ice cream and horror flicks it is then! What's your flavour? I quite like a boozy chocolate caramel flavour or a classic vanilla?"
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
She laughed, "Tub of ice cream and horror flicks it is then! What's your flavour? I quite like a boozy chocolate caramel flavour or a classic vanilla?"
"No problem," Alina agreed, "We can make a plan for that. Between us we can parent and be on hand to take in some extra revenue, be in hand with the staff..." She seemed exhausted just thinking about it all, "It'll be a challenge, but hell we've thrived on them so far, right?"
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"No problem," Alina agreed, "We can make a plan for that. Between us we can parent and be on hand to take in some extra revenue, be in hand with the staff..." She seemed exhausted just thinking about it all, "It'll be a challenge, but hell we've thrived on them so far, right?"
She'll be about an hour.
Don't miss her too much. 😘
Don't miss her too much. 😘
October 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
She'll be about an hour.
Don't miss her too much. 😘
Don't miss her too much. 😘
She's not far away. Just finishing a job and she will come right over.
And she'll even pick up some dinner for them both. And a bottle of wine.
And she'll even pick up some dinner for them both. And a bottle of wine.
October 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
She's not far away. Just finishing a job and she will come right over.
And she'll even pick up some dinner for them both. And a bottle of wine.
And she'll even pick up some dinner for them both. And a bottle of wine.