Cookie_Monster
@alistaircookie.bsky.social
History's greatest monster
WKRP, Frank’s Place… Tim Reid elevated everything he was in.
December 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
WKRP, Frank’s Place… Tim Reid elevated everything he was in.
“It not enough to succeed. Others must fail.” - Gore Vidal
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
“It not enough to succeed. Others must fail.” - Gore Vidal
men only want ONE thing and it’s COOKIES!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
men only want ONE thing and it’s COOKIES!!!!!
Me get royalties on those, but me would rather just have more ice cream sandwiches to eat!
December 4, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Me get royalties on those, but me would rather just have more ice cream sandwiches to eat!
Me have been celebrating all year long!
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me have been celebrating all year long!
That my line!
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
That my line!
Never sign contract without reading fine print first!
Also, keep copy of all contracts on file in safe place instead of eating them. Me learned lesson the hard way!
Also, keep copy of all contracts on file in safe place instead of eating them. Me learned lesson the hard way!
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Never sign contract without reading fine print first!
Also, keep copy of all contracts on file in safe place instead of eating them. Me learned lesson the hard way!
Also, keep copy of all contracts on file in safe place instead of eating them. Me learned lesson the hard way!
Me have always considered self deeply philosophical!
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Me have always considered self deeply philosophical!
Aww, consider this virtual hug!
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Aww, consider this virtual hug!
Who have time to swipe right when you can be scrolling through recipes?
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Who have time to swipe right when you can be scrolling through recipes?
Ever since CTW shut down me have to take on freelance work!
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ever since CTW shut down me have to take on freelance work!
Me have same problem!
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Me have same problem!