Alistair Sean Penafort
@alistairsean.bsky.social
Nobody of significance
Asian dirty talk: I wanna fill you up like a healthy serving of rice
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Asian dirty talk: I wanna fill you up like a healthy serving of rice
Give your girlfriend head before letting her go to office
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Give your girlfriend head before letting her go to office
Her lips are a time machine which helps me lose hours and hours
October 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Her lips are a time machine which helps me lose hours and hours
I skipped work so I could kiss my girlfriend all day
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I skipped work so I could kiss my girlfriend all day
I can't believe I ever let my sadness dictate my life or make me believe that I could never deserve happiness. Depression be funny like that
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I can't believe I ever let my sadness dictate my life or make me believe that I could never deserve happiness. Depression be funny like that
Pouring out all my silliness on a pretty girl is so refreshing
September 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Pouring out all my silliness on a pretty girl is so refreshing
I want to spread you open like a good book and savour your contents with my eyes page and page
September 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I want to spread you open like a good book and savour your contents with my eyes page and page
The intimacy I desire doesn't require you to remove your clothes
August 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The intimacy I desire doesn't require you to remove your clothes
Just signed up for a Singles Movie Night. God have mercy on me plis
July 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Just signed up for a Singles Movie Night. God have mercy on me plis
I used to think my worth was tied to how much I did/could do for a person. Having realised how flawed this minset was, I now find it difficult to make an effort for anybody I don't already know
July 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I used to think my worth was tied to how much I did/could do for a person. Having realised how flawed this minset was, I now find it difficult to make an effort for anybody I don't already know
I like to cosplay as a married man pls excuse me
July 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I like to cosplay as a married man pls excuse me
"Sometimes the universe has to create arduous circumstances for us to walk through in order to find our way home, back to our true essence and the sovereignty of self love."
May 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
"Sometimes the universe has to create arduous circumstances for us to walk through in order to find our way home, back to our true essence and the sovereignty of self love."
How nice it would be to hold someone's hand during mass
March 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
How nice it would be to hold someone's hand during mass
Hi Twitter user, here for your fix?
March 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hi Twitter user, here for your fix?
Feel like I've been floating too much, just desire somebody to anchor me down. Is this way of thinking flawed?
February 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Feel like I've been floating too much, just desire somebody to anchor me down. Is this way of thinking flawed?
Pretty girl I'm texting only replies on or before 9AM. Hence I became a morning person 😎
January 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Pretty girl I'm texting only replies on or before 9AM. Hence I became a morning person 😎
Just found my therapist on Bumble. Should I swipe right for unlimited therapy or more reasons to go to therapy? 🤔
October 10, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Just found my therapist on Bumble. Should I swipe right for unlimited therapy or more reasons to go to therapy? 🤔
Women's dating profiles in 2024 are so particular you'd think they were ordering a sandwich from Subway
September 9, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Women's dating profiles in 2024 are so particular you'd think they were ordering a sandwich from Subway
The day I can hold a girl's cute little face in the palm of my hands and smother her with kisses is the day I know I can be happy again
August 29, 2024 at 1:51 PM
The day I can hold a girl's cute little face in the palm of my hands and smother her with kisses is the day I know I can be happy again
They should give out awards for being able to tell your parents you're getting a divorce
August 15, 2024 at 1:23 PM
They should give out awards for being able to tell your parents you're getting a divorce
And to that life, all I can say is screw u life imma have 3 beers 2 tequila shots and a bong hit for dinner
August 8, 2024 at 4:16 PM
And to that life, all I can say is screw u life imma have 3 beers 2 tequila shots and a bong hit for dinner
WAKE UP BLAZE IT HAPPY SATURDAY
July 20, 2024 at 6:24 AM
WAKE UP BLAZE IT HAPPY SATURDAY
Burnt my thumb today. God's way of telling me to lay off the dating apps I suppose 🤦🏽♀️
June 11, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Burnt my thumb today. God's way of telling me to lay off the dating apps I suppose 🤦🏽♀️
Random pretty girl waved at me = day made
June 1, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Random pretty girl waved at me = day made
Can't tell what's worse: finding out your spouse cheated on you or discovering that they never really stopped
May 16, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Can't tell what's worse: finding out your spouse cheated on you or discovering that they never really stopped