Joe
@alittlealoof.bsky.social
35 | He/him | Cat dad | Magic: The Gathering player | Disney Parks know-it-all
My cats did some early-morning gravity tests, and I learned that breaking glass is a really effective alarm clock.
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 AM
My cats did some early-morning gravity tests, and I learned that breaking glass is a really effective alarm clock.
"Can I go home yet" I ask myself as I pull into the office parking lot
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
"Can I go home yet" I ask myself as I pull into the office parking lot
Airfare pricing is so borked
"Oh, you want to downgrade your existing ticket from Comfort to Main? That'll cost you $50."
"Oh, you want to downgrade your existing ticket from Comfort to Main? That'll cost you $50."
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Airfare pricing is so borked
"Oh, you want to downgrade your existing ticket from Comfort to Main? That'll cost you $50."
"Oh, you want to downgrade your existing ticket from Comfort to Main? That'll cost you $50."
Casual REL players: Joking, talking about Avatar flavor fails, referring to "the silly upkeep"
Competitive REL players: Less personality than the gum I stepped in
Competitive REL players: Less personality than the gum I stepped in
January 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Casual REL players: Joking, talking about Avatar flavor fails, referring to "the silly upkeep"
Competitive REL players: Less personality than the gum I stepped in
Competitive REL players: Less personality than the gum I stepped in
Just spotted a turf playmat, and, well, that's one way to touch grass
January 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Just spotted a turf playmat, and, well, that's one way to touch grass
Just a little TV to wind down for the night
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Just a little TV to wind down for the night
Quote post with the most recent picture of your pet(s)
January 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Quote post with the most recent picture of your pet(s)
My cat bit me right as the clock struck midnight and I don't think 2025 could have had a more fitting end
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
My cat bit me right as the clock struck midnight and I don't think 2025 could have had a more fitting end
House sitter went AWOL on me this week. It's all sorted out, but that was some stress I didn't ask for.
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
House sitter went AWOL on me this week. It's all sorted out, but that was some stress I didn't ask for.
Christmas bring one of my least favorite song lyrics... ever?
Courtesy of The Beach Boys, in Little Saint Nick:
"Christmas comes this time each year."
Yes thank you for explaining how the calendar works
Courtesy of The Beach Boys, in Little Saint Nick:
"Christmas comes this time each year."
Yes thank you for explaining how the calendar works
December 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Christmas bring one of my least favorite song lyrics... ever?
Courtesy of The Beach Boys, in Little Saint Nick:
"Christmas comes this time each year."
Yes thank you for explaining how the calendar works
Courtesy of The Beach Boys, in Little Saint Nick:
"Christmas comes this time each year."
Yes thank you for explaining how the calendar works
Caught Apollo sitting by the front door... I think he misses me 🥺
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Caught Apollo sitting by the front door... I think he misses me 🥺
Wouldn't be Packers-Bears football without an IMMEDIATE fight
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Wouldn't be Packers-Bears football without an IMMEDIATE fight
Bought my cats one of those toys that occasionally drops treats if they play with it. Found it this morning with the cover removed and all its contents missing. WELP
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Bought my cats one of those toys that occasionally drops treats if they play with it. Found it this morning with the cover removed and all its contents missing. WELP
If anyone needs me, I'll be losing myself in Expedition 33 again
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If anyone needs me, I'll be losing myself in Expedition 33 again
I just completed all 12 days of Advent of Code 2025! #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com
Advent of Code 2025
adventofcode.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I just completed all 12 days of Advent of Code 2025! #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com
The kitties' annual checkup returned pristine bills of health! "Don't change anything you're doing."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The kitties' annual checkup returned pristine bills of health! "Don't change anything you're doing."
Gonna give my creatures firebending 15 with this Play-In sealed pool
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Gonna give my creatures firebending 15 with this Play-In sealed pool
Oh noooo guess I have to stay on the couch and watch football
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Oh noooo guess I have to stay on the couch and watch football
Taking a stupid walk for my stupid mental health
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Taking a stupid walk for my stupid mental health
My Commander Wrapped's Top 5 commanders:
1. Falco Spara, Pactweaver
2. Annie Flash, the Veteran
3. Delney, Streetwise Lookout
4. Niv-Mizzet, Visionary
5. Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
1. Falco Spara, Pactweaver
2. Annie Flash, the Veteran
3. Delney, Streetwise Lookout
4. Niv-Mizzet, Visionary
5. Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My Commander Wrapped's Top 5 commanders:
1. Falco Spara, Pactweaver
2. Annie Flash, the Veteran
3. Delney, Streetwise Lookout
4. Niv-Mizzet, Visionary
5. Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
1. Falco Spara, Pactweaver
2. Annie Flash, the Veteran
3. Delney, Streetwise Lookout
4. Niv-Mizzet, Visionary
5. Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
One of the best video game soundtracks I've ever heard.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
One of the best video game soundtracks I've ever heard.
The craziest thing just happened.
I was arguing with someone on the internet.
And they admitted they were *wrong.*
I was arguing with someone on the internet.
And they admitted they were *wrong.*
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The craziest thing just happened.
I was arguing with someone on the internet.
And they admitted they were *wrong.*
I was arguing with someone on the internet.
And they admitted they were *wrong.*