Alix
alixxxx.bsky.social
Alix
@alixxxx.bsky.social
*opens social media*
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friend’s baby
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someone is traveling
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i cannot do it anymore.
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 PM
whoever said women are “too emotional” never watched the way men behave at a football game
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
season 3 of mormon wives was so much better before i had to go back to listening to demi’s grating narcissist voice.
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i updated my phone last week and the new keyboard has been driving me fucking nuts ever since.
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🍂🍁
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
made the incredible choice to buy all the mary kate and ashley movies on dvd so that’s what i’ll be doing this week
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Alix
NYC YOU CAN GO EARLY VOTE FOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI RIGHT NOW DO IT FOR THE REST OF US AND SHOW US YOUR STICKER!!!!
October 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
explaining to people that mockups are not the real application and therefore don’t show real data is an embarrassing percentage of my job.
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“i think we should bring back slut shaming the moon” - @morganisonline.bsky.social
July 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
every time anyone asked me what superpower i’d choose, i said flying. but right now i’d choose talking to animals so i could tell molly that everything is going to be okay.
June 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
all i want is a photo sharing app that doesn’t cater exclusively to videos.
April 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
two months later and i still spend too many minutes trying to figure out if lewellen is a person or a place #fourthwing
March 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
house roles:
molly the 10lb cat defies the laws of physics to take up 90% of a queen size bed and uses my face as flooring.

i get to pay all of the bills and do all of the chores.
March 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i have never once had blood drawn without the nurse telling me i have great veins and i still do not know how to respond to that. this time i went with “that’s what they say.” i always bat 1000 at casual interaction 🥴
February 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i’m going to need to talk to my therapist about how i watch the kissing booth trilogy every time i’m afraid all is lost.
February 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
if i don’t do something with my hands besides doom scroll, i’m going to go insane. off to build some bookshelves.
January 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
really need my people (the queers) in my place (duplex) during my season (pride).
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM