Al Jazeera (PARODY) MUNash2025 IPG Account
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Parody Al Jazeera account designed for use in the MUNash 2025 Conference. To be used by delegates
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@munash2025.bsky.social “We can see it happening”: Yeltsin foreshadowed Gorbachev's coup just days before it happened.
September 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social “We can see it happening”: Yeltsin foreshadowed Gorbachev's coup just days before it happened.
@munash2025.bsky.social In the USSR election, Ligachev warns that a vote for Yeltsin is a vote for "gang violence" and "eating the cats and dogs", echoing far right sentiments.
September 30, 2025 at 5:43 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social In the USSR election, Ligachev warns that a vote for Yeltsin is a vote for "gang violence" and "eating the cats and dogs", echoing far right sentiments.
@munash2025.bsky.social Yeltsin expresses fears for safety amidst assassination attempts and political turmoil, with a press statement stating "they [the USSR] are after me".
September 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social Yeltsin expresses fears for safety amidst assassination attempts and political turmoil, with a press statement stating "they [the USSR] are after me".
@munash2025.bsky.social “Qatar is doing everything it can to advance access to information and promote freedom of expression”: Qatar voices commitment to collaborative international efforts in HRC to promote rights and freedoms in the digital space.
September 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social “Qatar is doing everything it can to advance access to information and promote freedom of expression”: Qatar voices commitment to collaborative international efforts in HRC to promote rights and freedoms in the digital space.
@munash2025.bsky.social China has voiced its commitment to ensuring nations in the ‘global majority’ retain their rights to freedom of expression within the digital space: “We don’t want to see these rights stagnate”, the delegate said in an address to the Human Rights Council.
September 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social China has voiced its commitment to ensuring nations in the ‘global majority’ retain their rights to freedom of expression within the digital space: “We don’t want to see these rights stagnate”, the delegate said in an address to the Human Rights Council.
@munash2025.bsky.social "Relations in shambles": Anonymous report from within the HRC suggests that Japan and Nigeria's relationship is rapidly declining in light of 'hyper-nationalist propaganda' being inserted into preambulatory statements.
September 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social "Relations in shambles": Anonymous report from within the HRC suggests that Japan and Nigeria's relationship is rapidly declining in light of 'hyper-nationalist propaganda' being inserted into preambulatory statements.
@munash2025.bsky.social Member-states of the UNEA report difficulty in passing a resolution to further protection of natural sites, with an anonymous source reporting Fiji and Samoa to be keeping the committee in gridlock, attempting to support local indigenous communities.
September 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social Member-states of the UNEA report difficulty in passing a resolution to further protection of natural sites, with an anonymous source reporting Fiji and Samoa to be keeping the committee in gridlock, attempting to support local indigenous communities.
@munash2025.bsky.social Following Yeltsin's escape to Estonia after multiple assassination attempts against him and his family, Ligachev labels him a "traitor" to the Russian people looking to engage with "other ethno-nationalists".
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social Following Yeltsin's escape to Estonia after multiple assassination attempts against him and his family, Ligachev labels him a "traitor" to the Russian people looking to engage with "other ethno-nationalists".
@munash2025.bsky.social “Troops in a country does not violate the sovereignty of another country”: Gorbachev refuses to withdraw troops from a newly reunified Germany, denying UN Charter's assertion that such actions impede on national sovereignty.
September 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social “Troops in a country does not violate the sovereignty of another country”: Gorbachev refuses to withdraw troops from a newly reunified Germany, denying UN Charter's assertion that such actions impede on national sovereignty.
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Ligachev secures decisive victory against Gorbachev and Yeltsin, becoming the second President of the USSR.
September 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Ligachev secures decisive victory against Gorbachev and Yeltsin, becoming the second President of the USSR.
@munash2025.bsky.social “Nothing here is open except our empty pockets”: Yeltsin criticises Gorbachev's economic policies in heated presidential debate, noting the strife of the Soviet people under Perestroika.
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social “Nothing here is open except our empty pockets”: Yeltsin criticises Gorbachev's economic policies in heated presidential debate, noting the strife of the Soviet people under Perestroika.
@munash2025.bsky.social “Filling the hole left by US Aid”: Members of the United Nations Security Council reject United States suggestion of independent auditing of foreign aid, claiming a form of “western imperialism”.
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September 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social “Filling the hole left by US Aid”: Members of the United Nations Security Council reject United States suggestion of independent auditing of foreign aid, claiming a form of “western imperialism”.
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@munash2025.bsky.social “Germany in particular…will not stand idly by whilst the international community is threatened by the increasing destabilisation of the union”: West German Ambassador to the USSR Klaus Blech signals international concern for the Soviet Union, hinting at Western Intervention.
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social “Germany in particular…will not stand idly by whilst the international community is threatened by the increasing destabilisation of the union”: West German Ambassador to the USSR Klaus Blech signals international concern for the Soviet Union, hinting at Western Intervention.
@munash2025.bsky.social "Gorba... no, Ligachev!": Chairman of the KGB Vladimir Kryuchkov indicates confusion as to Soviet leadership when commenting on state of party affairs.
September 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social "Gorba... no, Ligachev!": Chairman of the KGB Vladimir Kryuchkov indicates confusion as to Soviet leadership when commenting on state of party affairs.
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Anonymous source from within Assorted National Political Cabinets reveals Yeltsin's plan to overthrow Gorbachev in military coup in response to pushback for Russian independence.
September 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Anonymous source from within Assorted National Political Cabinets reveals Yeltsin's plan to overthrow Gorbachev in military coup in response to pushback for Russian independence.
@munash2025.bsky.social "Golden age of our relationship": China and Qatar pledge cooperation in uplifting 'fundamental human rights' in the digital space, framing tech as the new frontier for freedom of expression.
September 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@munash2025.bsky.social "Golden age of our relationship": China and Qatar pledge cooperation in uplifting 'fundamental human rights' in the digital space, framing tech as the new frontier for freedom of expression.
@munash2025.bsky.social Principle vs Practice: Greece raises concerns over the US 'playing games' with aid in UNSC, likening independent auditing to neo-imperialist financial policy.
September 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@munash2025.bsky.social Principle vs Practice: Greece raises concerns over the US 'playing games' with aid in UNSC, likening independent auditing to neo-imperialist financial policy.
@munash2025.bsky.social Greece condemns the conversion of agricultural fields into minefields, imploring UNSC for immediate action on protection of "precious" farmland in conflict zones.
September 29, 2025 at 7:19 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social Greece condemns the conversion of agricultural fields into minefields, imploring UNSC for immediate action on protection of "precious" farmland in conflict zones.
@munash2025.bsky.social "Think of the children": Lithuania implores the Assorted National Cabinets for peace amidst fragmentation of the USSR.
September 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social "Think of the children": Lithuania implores the Assorted National Cabinets for peace amidst fragmentation of the USSR.
@munash2025.bsky.social Commitment or Performativity?: UNESCO member-states remain silent on returning Indigenous artifacts despite claiming commitment to preserving indigenous culture.
September 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social Commitment or Performativity?: UNESCO member-states remain silent on returning Indigenous artifacts despite claiming commitment to preserving indigenous culture.
@munash2025.bsky.social ‘Soviet democracy’ under fire: Anonymous source says Yeltsin’s allies indulged in drunken excess and slurs against Soviet citizens, fuelling doubts over his populist claims.
September 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social ‘Soviet democracy’ under fire: Anonymous source says Yeltsin’s allies indulged in drunken excess and slurs against Soviet citizens, fuelling doubts over his populist claims.
@munash2025.bsky.social Qatar raises alarm at WHO talks over UK funding tied to reproductive health, warning it risks 'imperialism through aid.'
September 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social Qatar raises alarm at WHO talks over UK funding tied to reproductive health, warning it risks 'imperialism through aid.'
@munash2025.bsky.social At WHO talks, Qatar and conservative states push back against UK efforts on abortion policy, warning of ‘moral imperialism’ and urging respect for national sovereignty.
September 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social At WHO talks, Qatar and conservative states push back against UK efforts on abortion policy, warning of ‘moral imperialism’ and urging respect for national sovereignty.
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Anonymous source within the Assorted National Political Cabinets indicates plans for the deposition of Gorbachev by his cabinet.
September 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social BREAKING: Anonymous source within the Assorted National Political Cabinets indicates plans for the deposition of Gorbachev by his cabinet.
@munash2025.bsky.social “Strength through unity”: Gorbachev warns against fragmentation despite current ‘economic crisis’ in the Soviet Union.
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
@munash2025.bsky.social “Strength through unity”: Gorbachev warns against fragmentation despite current ‘economic crisis’ in the Soviet Union.