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alkahext.bsky.social
Future Corpse
@alkahext.bsky.social
formerly raincityruckus
MDNI Lvl 36 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Some of you never found fanfic through a geocities webring and it shows
it is what it is i guess, lort knows BDB has actual issues to discuss

but it's bummer to see a PNR writer like you taking potshots at what amounts to canon (and 2005) accurate vampire aesthetic nonsense. next you'll say the cunty inner eye shimmer in queen of the damned was a bug not a feature.
August 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
also having no problem with the books is a weird claim while also dogging on the parts of the series that were lifted from the books, like idk character names
August 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
the show's true to the books and clearly made by people who wanted to make fans happy. some of the best intimacy choreo and framing i've seen. things can not be up your alley without you making shitting on it a bit

i know your work, i think it's extra shitty coming from someone in the community.
August 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
this is pretty gross. a gleeful bashing of something that you admit isn't for you is mean girl shit at it's finest. i started the books back in the 2010s, i watched the show with my friends, themed snacks and all. we had a great time. gods forbid in 2025 we just enjoy some id content amidst the fire
August 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
a kermit frog is holding a glass of lipton tea
ALT: a kermit frog is holding a glass of lipton tea
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April 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
ma'am

i'm shaken and stirred
April 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Threesome means I don’t have to choose 😌
April 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Taking a bath without me????
April 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’m panting
March 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Gosh that towel doesn’t look like it’s offering much support let me help you 🤲
March 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Can and should be!
March 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I support women’s rights but mostly women’s wrongs 😌
March 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
i got pathetic grown man and decided not to out myself like that with a quote repost lol
March 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it literally wouldn't exist without you and your paragraph breaks, you are and will always be the bestest
March 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Just @ me next time 😮‍💨
March 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I may never recover. I’m swooning like a Victorian maiden.
March 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM