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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 25m

Given Posobiec claimed antifa began in Weimar Germany, that girlfriend must be er...pushing 120 years old.

all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 29m

Viktor Orban gave them a coffee stained dog-eared manual from twenty years ago.

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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 3h

About the only thing worse than that would be the note reading "Found this in the washer. Better luck next time pet"

all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 4h

Can't wait for him to start excommunicating MAGA catholics.

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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 5h

And today's story about Musk taking funding from China will make this all the more interesting.

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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 8h

Imagine Freida explaining this to Dolly:
"So the good news sis is that I can confirm *everyone* still loves you and thinks you're a national treasure. The bad news is I might of given the impression you were dying and now some lunatics will probably start a conspiracy theory that you're an android"

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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 8h

Nah, it's bellend.

all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 8h

Transporter error has seen them get their chins on their foreheads.

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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 8h

Jan 1st 2026, he proclaims himself king.

all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 9h

They're wondering whether the main course is roasted meatcube.

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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 10h

You mean his wife banging Elon Musk?

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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 10h

Perfection. Go on Fox News air this and tell your loser viewers Portland is a war zone.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11h

#WarRavagedPortland

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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 10h

Yup. But this was like my third cup of the morning. I've only had that OXO thing like a day, so I put it down to that. The catch cup it comes with doesn't hold enough so I dithered what cup to use and evidently decided er...none.

all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 10h

Made coffee in my new OXO Rapid Brewer, put in a aeropress filter and the freshly ground coffee in the bottom section, added the water chamber and sat it on my scales and started pouring in the water. Suddenly notice the scales getting wet. I've forgotten to sit on my cup. Probably need new scales

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all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 11h

Thor's not been called that since his school days.

all-a-mort.bsky.social @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 11h

Did they do anything with the gold (I'm assuming "dental purposes" was a euphemism for basic theft) or is there a safety deposit box in a Swiss bank somewhere full of gold teeth and fillings from the people they murdered?