Allan Christensen 👊🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴💡
@allannotsteve.bsky.social
Atheist, liberal, fierce supporter of Ukraine, Karl Popper and Bernese mountain dogs. Chief economist and more…
In other news: Water is wet
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 AM
In other news: Water is wet
Nothing beats malt rye bread from Northern Europe.
January 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Nothing beats malt rye bread from Northern Europe.
They are slagging in their propaganda- what is going on?
December 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
They are slagging in their propaganda- what is going on?
But then they cannot watch Swan Lake on TV…
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
But then they cannot watch Swan Lake on TV…
Is that Mordor?
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Is that Mordor?
The Trumpstitution - giving him divine power over his subjects.
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The Trumpstitution - giving him divine power over his subjects.
If the USA was a civilized nation the dispute could be resolved like the whisky war.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_...
Whisky War - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If the USA was a civilized nation the dispute could be resolved like the whisky war.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_...
That’s why MAGA ends when Trump is dead or in prison or dead in prison.
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That’s why MAGA ends when Trump is dead or in prison or dead in prison.
The only thing Russia reacts to is brute force - in every situation.
December 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The only thing Russia reacts to is brute force - in every situation.
Is that the US constitution having a cardiac arrest?
December 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is that the US constitution having a cardiac arrest?
Not true. He had one friend: Epstein.
December 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Not true. He had one friend: Epstein.
In other news. Putin admitted to Trump that his penis is also tiny and toadstool-shaped. Trump now feels even closer connected to Putin (& his penis).
December 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In other news. Putin admitted to Trump that his penis is also tiny and toadstool-shaped. Trump now feels even closer connected to Putin (& his penis).
Wasn’t Kyiv. It was me! Prove me wrong…
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Wasn’t Kyiv. It was me! Prove me wrong…
Putin also said what is already widely known: Trumps penis is tiny and toadstool shaped.
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
Stormy Daniels has lots of memories of Donald Trump’s penis — and they're all bad
"It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”
www.vice.com
December 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Putin also said what is already widely known: Trumps penis is tiny and toadstool shaped.
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
www.vice.com/en/article/s...
Well, he needs to call his handler to get new instructions on how to destroy American power the fastest.
December 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Well, he needs to call his handler to get new instructions on how to destroy American power the fastest.
It’s now official: It’s a rotten deal!
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It’s now official: It’s a rotten deal!
War is meaningfully if you are a grifting Russian asset - looking at you Donald Trump.
December 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
War is meaningfully if you are a grifting Russian asset - looking at you Donald Trump.
Well as the Greek say: After a comedy comes a tragedy.
December 29, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Well as the Greek say: After a comedy comes a tragedy.
The leader of the free world!
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The leader of the free world!
He was elected because he’s a conman and the average American voter is too ignorant and hatefull to see through his web of lies and voted against their own interest.
December 29, 2025 at 8:13 AM
He was elected because he’s a conman and the average American voter is too ignorant and hatefull to see through his web of lies and voted against their own interest.
Oh, god. The only thing I can agree with Trump on, is that we both regard the average American voter as a total moron. And traitor. And fascist.
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh, god. The only thing I can agree with Trump on, is that we both regard the average American voter as a total moron. And traitor. And fascist.
Thanks to fascist Trump, not even NATO includes security guarantees anymore. Everything is up in the air.
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Thanks to fascist Trump, not even NATO includes security guarantees anymore. Everything is up in the air.