It's nearing lunch, it's the day before a holiday and I close early and people are calling right now to order things across town and getting mad I am offering only pre-made and not custom
My driver is literally holding the keys ready to leave, that's all I got
My driver is literally holding the keys ready to leave, that's all I got
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's nearing lunch, it's the day before a holiday and I close early and people are calling right now to order things across town and getting mad I am offering only pre-made and not custom
My driver is literally holding the keys ready to leave, that's all I got
My driver is literally holding the keys ready to leave, that's all I got
My work has this perplexing problem of MLMs leaving their stuff in there and getting mad when they come back and it's gone
Like dang bro its not our job to advertise for you
Like dang bro its not our job to advertise for you
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My work has this perplexing problem of MLMs leaving their stuff in there and getting mad when they come back and it's gone
Like dang bro its not our job to advertise for you
Like dang bro its not our job to advertise for you
"Hey, if you're into Japanese, you should learn Korean cause the grammar is so similar"
I don't know why so many people think this is feasible
I don't know why so many people think this is feasible
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"Hey, if you're into Japanese, you should learn Korean cause the grammar is so similar"
I don't know why so many people think this is feasible
I don't know why so many people think this is feasible
That complete pause in the breath of the wild theme is beautiful, and if you ever edited it out, i hate you personally
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
That complete pause in the breath of the wild theme is beautiful, and if you ever edited it out, i hate you personally
My carpal tunnel went from "everything is fine" to "HAHAHA I'VE MADE IT INTO YOUR SHOULDER" and it's excruciating and dumb and what do you mean you want me to ICE IT
ABSOLUTELY NOT
ABSOLUTELY NOT
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My carpal tunnel went from "everything is fine" to "HAHAHA I'VE MADE IT INTO YOUR SHOULDER" and it's excruciating and dumb and what do you mean you want me to ICE IT
ABSOLUTELY NOT
ABSOLUTELY NOT
"Anastasia was spreading tsarist propaganda in our children"
Buddy, all I remember from that movie is that Dimitri is my one true love
Buddy, all I remember from that movie is that Dimitri is my one true love
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
"Anastasia was spreading tsarist propaganda in our children"
Buddy, all I remember from that movie is that Dimitri is my one true love
Buddy, all I remember from that movie is that Dimitri is my one true love
We've finally made it to a Hudson and Rex episode where Jesse is pretty much safe and listening to music with a low level criminal and everyone else is fighting for their lives
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
We've finally made it to a Hudson and Rex episode where Jesse is pretty much safe and listening to music with a low level criminal and everyone else is fighting for their lives
This commercial for A TRUCK that said "con bocadillo gratis"
And i mean
My car didn't come with a sandwich
But is that really a mention in a commercial level perk
And i mean
My car didn't come with a sandwich
But is that really a mention in a commercial level perk
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This commercial for A TRUCK that said "con bocadillo gratis"
And i mean
My car didn't come with a sandwich
But is that really a mention in a commercial level perk
And i mean
My car didn't come with a sandwich
But is that really a mention in a commercial level perk
How the hell does San Antonio have the highest satisfaction rate in the US
The rest of y'all WANT car washes on every corner and shopping centers that are just dentists and insurance and vacant?
The rest of y'all WANT car washes on every corner and shopping centers that are just dentists and insurance and vacant?
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
How the hell does San Antonio have the highest satisfaction rate in the US
The rest of y'all WANT car washes on every corner and shopping centers that are just dentists and insurance and vacant?
The rest of y'all WANT car washes on every corner and shopping centers that are just dentists and insurance and vacant?
All these "look what my dumpster on wheels can do" videos can also be done by my corolla that's masquerading as an suv, but my car can also ~touch puddles~
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
All these "look what my dumpster on wheels can do" videos can also be done by my corolla that's masquerading as an suv, but my car can also ~touch puddles~
Today, Jesse is in JAIL
Bro cannot catch any break
Rex is SAD
At least he's safe in jail, usually he is DANGER
Bro cannot catch any break
Rex is SAD
At least he's safe in jail, usually he is DANGER
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Today, Jesse is in JAIL
Bro cannot catch any break
Rex is SAD
At least he's safe in jail, usually he is DANGER
Bro cannot catch any break
Rex is SAD
At least he's safe in jail, usually he is DANGER
Having the realization that I have never owned a brand new TV in my life, I have managed to leech them from people this entire time
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Having the realization that I have never owned a brand new TV in my life, I have managed to leech them from people this entire time
I am on day SIX since my blood test, and my arm looks absolutely HORRIBLE, which is concerning because when I was on haemophilia watch, it was not this bad at all
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I am on day SIX since my blood test, and my arm looks absolutely HORRIBLE, which is concerning because when I was on haemophilia watch, it was not this bad at all
I'm watching the business next door for them because they had to run out
If it's ready to go, they can leave it
I ask people if it is indeed ready
They tell me yes, they just need to package it and pay for it
My sister in christ
Your pakidge is not ready
If it's ready to go, they can leave it
I ask people if it is indeed ready
They tell me yes, they just need to package it and pay for it
My sister in christ
Your pakidge is not ready
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm watching the business next door for them because they had to run out
If it's ready to go, they can leave it
I ask people if it is indeed ready
They tell me yes, they just need to package it and pay for it
My sister in christ
Your pakidge is not ready
If it's ready to go, they can leave it
I ask people if it is indeed ready
They tell me yes, they just need to package it and pay for it
My sister in christ
Your pakidge is not ready
I'm glad my favorite dancer of the exotic flavor thinks of me when Rock Me Amadeus comes on, because i think of her too
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm glad my favorite dancer of the exotic flavor thinks of me when Rock Me Amadeus comes on, because i think of her too
.... so DID they ever explain what exactly was going on with Ash's mom and that Mr mime or no
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
.... so DID they ever explain what exactly was going on with Ash's mom and that Mr mime or no
I love when you're shopping for clothes online, you go to the reviews for images because the only pics are on people who have the approximate physique of one of those car dealership tube balloon things, and all the reviews contain neck up selfies in it
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I love when you're shopping for clothes online, you go to the reviews for images because the only pics are on people who have the approximate physique of one of those car dealership tube balloon things, and all the reviews contain neck up selfies in it
There are exactly two flavors of people online
•"omg those poor people reselling things online must be suffering"
•"I want to make resellers suffer with my fists"
I know a lot of resellers irl, and yeah, the second one is correct
•"omg those poor people reselling things online must be suffering"
•"I want to make resellers suffer with my fists"
I know a lot of resellers irl, and yeah, the second one is correct
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
There are exactly two flavors of people online
•"omg those poor people reselling things online must be suffering"
•"I want to make resellers suffer with my fists"
I know a lot of resellers irl, and yeah, the second one is correct
•"omg those poor people reselling things online must be suffering"
•"I want to make resellers suffer with my fists"
I know a lot of resellers irl, and yeah, the second one is correct
I hate all diet culture content but I really hate when one of the positive ones falls through the cracks and they tell me "you don't have to be perfect every day," and I regret to tell you that I very much do, that's how we got us one of them eating disorders
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I hate all diet culture content but I really hate when one of the positive ones falls through the cracks and they tell me "you don't have to be perfect every day," and I regret to tell you that I very much do, that's how we got us one of them eating disorders
Once again waiting for society to admit that stuffing is foul
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Once again waiting for society to admit that stuffing is foul
Liesl rolled off the church next to me, she tried to hang on, but she is potato, and she looked at me like
HOOMIN
YOU KILL LIESL
YOU MURDER LIESL AS THOUGH SHE IS MUFASA
HOOMIN
YOU KILL LIESL
YOU MURDER LIESL AS THOUGH SHE IS MUFASA
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Liesl rolled off the church next to me, she tried to hang on, but she is potato, and she looked at me like
HOOMIN
YOU KILL LIESL
YOU MURDER LIESL AS THOUGH SHE IS MUFASA
HOOMIN
YOU KILL LIESL
YOU MURDER LIESL AS THOUGH SHE IS MUFASA
I've read "sex cardigan" more times this weekend than a human ever should in their life
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I've read "sex cardigan" more times this weekend than a human ever should in their life
I keep seeing people trying to play baby cellos as violas and y'all trying to destroy your shoulders
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I keep seeing people trying to play baby cellos as violas and y'all trying to destroy your shoulders
Bought new Christmas stuff and I hate buying seasonal decorations, but it's my first real year of being main adult at Christmas
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bought new Christmas stuff and I hate buying seasonal decorations, but it's my first real year of being main adult at Christmas
"It's only the wheat in the US that gives people coeliac disease, you can eat European wheat just fine"
I would have an entire pantry of Manner Schnitten if that was true
But also gluten is in like 30 things, not just wheat
I would have an entire pantry of Manner Schnitten if that was true
But also gluten is in like 30 things, not just wheat
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
"It's only the wheat in the US that gives people coeliac disease, you can eat European wheat just fine"
I would have an entire pantry of Manner Schnitten if that was true
But also gluten is in like 30 things, not just wheat
I would have an entire pantry of Manner Schnitten if that was true
But also gluten is in like 30 things, not just wheat