Allen Alberti
allen.is.tired.fyi
Allen Alberti
@allen.is.tired.fyi
Autistic Member of the Liberal Alphabet Gang™. ICE is terrorist vermin committing state-sponsored terrorism and the public should strike back.
January 21, 2026 at 10:54 AM
i miss boston market so much, went there at least once a weekl for a a good stretch. best cornbread and best apples.
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I am happy to see two of my depressive faves actually smiling
January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
AI is good for one thing and that's making me laugh
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
isn't it already,by anyone with half a brain?
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Quisnos still exists! There are only a tenth of them from their peak, though.
December 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
i'm not a client in NC yet because i just moved here but soon i hope
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Isn't there a microcassette of one of these guys? i was sure i had that.
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
you are a Beautiful Soul
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
that is a seriously adorable cow.
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I have been building gaming machines since the windows 95 release parties, and my last gaming build cost over 10 grand, and I WANT a steam machine!
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
what i got:

1
amos: my daughter, like my wife, will fuck you like she's in a harem
alistair: wow
2
alistair: Thank you for your offer to be in my harem, ms legs, but your daughter will suffice
edda: where is my stupid mate
3
amos: all i said was that both you and lolly...um...
4
edda: 😡
amos: !!!
October 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
got my follow
October 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Oh man that was some good stuff :)
September 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
You're doing the Lord's work, Willis
August 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
OMG good up to the last line! 🐊
August 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
i feel attacked.
August 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM