Brian Allen
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Swinging a sledgehammer at the status quo. If it needs to be said, I’m saying it. Www.allenanalysis.com
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I’m new here, what platform is everyone coming from?
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Why would Epstein “kill himself” if he had $577 million, no clients, and supposedly no evidence?
You don’t go from “the list is on my desk” to “the list doesn’t exist” unless someone powerful is on it.
Spoiler: It’s not Biden.
Start looking where the trail actually leads
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🚨 BREAKING: Trump is floating a move to downgrade marijuana’s federal classification; not because he’s suddenly pro-reform, but because billion-dollar cannabis CEOs have been cutting him checks.
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South Park really has Kristi Noem and ICE on the spit this season; still roasting them like it’s a slow-cooked brisket. They’re not letting up, and every new episode is basically another basting of satire.
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🚨 BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee has just voted to APPROVE a motion to subpoena Ghislaine Maxwell.

This is the first major move by Congress to bring Epstein’s accomplice into the spotlight, under oath.

The walls are starting to shake.
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He wants the love, the class, the cultural power.

But all he’s got is court dates, cover-ups, and a golf cart.

Keep dreaming, MAGA. You’ll never touch this.
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The Obamas: A beautiful, brilliant family built on love, discipline, and zero scandals. That’s why the racists can’t stand him—Black Excellence triggers small minds.

Trump’s been chasing that legacy for a decade.
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When the spotlight got too hot, they didn’t fight it.

They redirected it. And turned outrage into monetized clicks—again.
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They pivoted—hard—and launched a distraction campaign aimed at the Obamas. Not because there was new evidence. But because Trump’s brand has always hinged on one obsession: beating Barack. In image, in legacy, in narrative.
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Trump knew the pressure was closing in. The Epstein files were gaining traction, and the public was finally asking the right questions. His influencer army?

They couldn’t ignore it—too much money on the table.

So what’d they do?
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🚨BREAKING: Trump says even if a judge unseals the Epstein grand-jury files, it still “won’t satisfy the trouble-makers and radical-left lunatics.”

He’s right—because we’re not after a redacted snooze-fest.

We want the client list. Spare us the selective dump, hand over the names.
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🚨BREAKING: Rep. Jamie Raskin just demanded the Judiciary Committee subpoena Pam Bondi, Kash Patel, and Dan Bongino, forcing them under oath to cough up every last Epstein file. Sunlight’s coming, ready or not.
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🚨BREAKING: Matt Gaetz just bailed on his Charlie Kirk gig and is hustling to D.C. at Trump’s request.

If the Florida firebrand’s being summoned, something’s brewing in the swamp, watch this space.
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Rosie has officially responded.

Great! About time.
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Minutes later Tim Pool, Libs of TikTok, Laura Loomer and Rapid Response 47 parroting the exact punch-line.

Same script: call it a cannabis bust, ignore the farmworkers.

When the feds meme instead of explain, the optics speak for themselves.
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🚨 White House comms just blasted my Ventura-County ICE raid clip, kids coughing in tear gas, then mocked it with a meme of Rep. Jimmy Gomez and the line “That ain’t produce, holmes. THAT’S PRODUCT 🍃.”
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🚨South Carolina just put handcuffs on a woman for miscarrying—“desecration of human remains” because she disposed of the tissue.

This is the endgame of abortion bans: grief treated like contraband, pregnancy turned into a state-run crime scene.
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🚨BREAKING: Cal State LA just moved classes online and let faculty work remotely, not for a storm, not for COVID, but because ICE is in the area.

Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.
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🚨BREAKING: Trump just dropped a blunt-force 30 % tariff on the EU and Mexico, one stroke, two continents, zero diplomacy. Global supply chains just met their new wrecking ball.
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🚨BREAKING: Kash Patel is pushing to shove Pam Bondi out the door and may quit if Dan Bongino exits.

Frustration is boiling over Bondi’s stash of unreleased docs, according to Daily Wire’s White House beat.
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🚨NEW: Alan Dershowitz just detonated a legal hand-grenade on live TV:

“I know for a fact Epstein documents are being suppressed to protect individuals. I know the names, I know who’s suppressing them, but a judge’s order silences me. Hand to God.” 
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🚨BREAKING: Prince Andrew is now free to travel internationally after the FBI quietly shut down its investigation into his ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

No charges. No accountability. Just a royal hall pass.
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A country built by immigrants is now treating its newest class of immigrants like second-class citizens. From Ellis Island to ICE raids, the flag waves the same, but the welcome mat keeps getting pulled.
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🚨BREAKING: Cal State LA just moved classes online and let faculty work remotely, not for a storm, not for COVID, but because ICE is in the area.

Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.
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🚨Trump: “One year ago, our country was dead… now we’re the hottest country in the world.”

So just to recap:

He killed it, revived it, and crowned himself the savior, all while being president the entire time we had Covid.

Make delusion great again. 🤡
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🚨Mike Pence just broke from the MAGA script:

“Tariffs are a tax. That $300B projection? We’re the ones paying it, importers, businesses, consumers.”

Trump’s tariff flex is just a massive invoice for the American people; signed, sealed, and forwarded to your grocery bill.