Allen Davis
@allenrdavis.bsky.social
DC-based Texan, screenwriter, attorney, and Power Rangers historian. Yale Football ‘13 | CLS ‘16
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Allen Davis
@allenrdavis.bsky.social
· Nov 14
21 years to the day since we got this masterpiece. Aubrey and Maturin, you deserved better!
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Every hour of the past year has been another Republican offering up the post-2020 “What is the downside for humoring him for this little bit of time?” quote in some new context.
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Every hour of the past year has been another Republican offering up the post-2020 “What is the downside for humoring him for this little bit of time?” quote in some new context.
Visiting NY and my vape died. Went to a smoke shop and only saw mint disposables. I asked if they had any flavors, showing my watermelon Geek Bar as an example. “That’s illegal in NY.” Nigga, what?! I passed 14 weed shops on my way over here but I can’t get a flavored disposable?
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Visiting NY and my vape died. Went to a smoke shop and only saw mint disposables. I asked if they had any flavors, showing my watermelon Geek Bar as an example. “That’s illegal in NY.” Nigga, what?! I passed 14 weed shops on my way over here but I can’t get a flavored disposable?
Today was naturalization ceremony day at the DDC. Insanely long line to get in, but it was great to see a bunch of people who were going to walk in residents and walk out citizens. I take my citizenship for granted a lot. They certainly won’t.
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Today was naturalization ceremony day at the DDC. Insanely long line to get in, but it was great to see a bunch of people who were going to walk in residents and walk out citizens. I take my citizenship for granted a lot. They certainly won’t.
Me: “Hey, Mr. Owl, how many licks—“
Mr. Owl: *glares and takes long drag of cigarette* “That was a long time ago, kid.”
Mr. Owl: *glares and takes long drag of cigarette* “That was a long time ago, kid.”
Went to the John Le Carre exhibition today and was pleased to learn that the greatest spy novelist of all time in addition to bleak epics of gnawing doubt and tragic moral compromise liked to doodle little animals getting fucked up.
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Me: “Hey, Mr. Owl, how many licks—“
Mr. Owl: *glares and takes long drag of cigarette* “That was a long time ago, kid.”
Mr. Owl: *glares and takes long drag of cigarette* “That was a long time ago, kid.”
Watching 11.22.63 and reminded of the most wild street sign I saw in Dallas 2 years ago. This was at the sight of the assassination btw. It was giving “we got him!”
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Watching 11.22.63 and reminded of the most wild street sign I saw in Dallas 2 years ago. This was at the sight of the assassination btw. It was giving “we got him!”
Good national anthem. The War and Treaty. Will have to investigate.
January 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Good national anthem. The War and Treaty. Will have to investigate.
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Need a Taysom Hill shaped miracle today.
December 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Need a Taysom Hill shaped miracle today.
Idk why, but I really enjoy when I can respond to someone with “I don’t HAVE to do anything but stay Black and die.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Idk why, but I really enjoy when I can respond to someone with “I don’t HAVE to do anything but stay Black and die.”
I was skeptical of Heated Rivalry the first 2 episodes because the time jumps were insane, but damn if it doesn’t have me in a chokehold now.
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I was skeptical of Heated Rivalry the first 2 episodes because the time jumps were insane, but damn if it doesn’t have me in a chokehold now.
Scott Hunter!!!!!!!!!!
December 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Scott Hunter!!!!!!!!!!
Of course Rose is playing not Mystique in the definitely not X-Men franchise in Heated Rivalry.
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Of course Rose is playing not Mystique in the definitely not X-Men franchise in Heated Rivalry.
I mean, people said the same thing about Fetterman. That is, until he abandoned the ideals that got him elected in the first place and decided to dedicate most of his time to being a terrible person. He’s probably just mad Crockett ain’t the type to UNO reverse.
December 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I mean, people said the same thing about Fetterman. That is, until he abandoned the ideals that got him elected in the first place and decided to dedicate most of his time to being a terrible person. He’s probably just mad Crockett ain’t the type to UNO reverse.
This type of thinking has driven many of my Audible purchases. Hasn’t let me down yet.
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This type of thinking has driven many of my Audible purchases. Hasn’t let me down yet.
Max P1, Norris P2, Piastri P3. Tomorrow, Norris and Max fight too hard lap 1 and one, or both, put themselves out of the race. This is the way.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Max P1, Norris P2, Piastri P3. Tomorrow, Norris and Max fight too hard lap 1 and one, or both, put themselves out of the race. This is the way.
Another Bama/UGA SEC Championship game. Booooooring! 😴
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Another Bama/UGA SEC Championship game. Booooooring! 😴
Yale Bulldogs make a HUGE comeback from down 7-35 to beat Youngstown State. Never in doubt! Roll damn dogs!
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yale Bulldogs make a HUGE comeback from down 7-35 to beat Youngstown State. Never in doubt! Roll damn dogs!
Watching Micah Parsons in this game and hoping that all of Jerry Jones’ tastebuds failed him today.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Watching Micah Parsons in this game and hoping that all of Jerry Jones’ tastebuds failed him today.
Something I’ve noticed, and I’m sure this isn’t true everywhere, but Black people eat waaaaaaaaaay earlier than everyone else at major holidays, right? By 3PM one should have already let the first plate settle and be ready to go for round 2, with at least 2 more rounds to go for the day.
two men are standing next to a horse and one of them is asking what about elevens
ALT: two men are standing next to a horse and one of them is asking what about elevens
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Something I’ve noticed, and I’m sure this isn’t true everywhere, but Black people eat waaaaaaaaaay earlier than everyone else at major holidays, right? By 3PM one should have already let the first plate settle and be ready to go for round 2, with at least 2 more rounds to go for the day.
Can a turkey be both undercooked and dry?
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Can a turkey be both undercooked and dry?
Never been a big Netflix algo recommendation guy, but have to give it to them on the “Growing Up Millennial” tile set. Nailed my ass.
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Never been a big Netflix algo recommendation guy, but have to give it to them on the “Growing Up Millennial” tile set. Nailed my ass.
If you didn’t know who MTG was in the year of our lord 2025, please rise and be counted. Your media intake needs to be studied, you sweet summer child.
Who is Marjorie Taylor Greene, the congresswoman who resigned
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a third-term Republican who represents Georgia's 14th District.
www.usatoday.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If you didn’t know who MTG was in the year of our lord 2025, please rise and be counted. Your media intake needs to be studied, you sweet summer child.
22 years. 22 years with the best film ever made. The sequels continue to exist in my heart (and in the books, which you all should read).
21 years to the day since we got this masterpiece. Aubrey and Maturin, you deserved better!
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
22 years. 22 years with the best film ever made. The sequels continue to exist in my heart (and in the books, which you all should read).
Room for who? The fuck we do.
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Room for who? The fuck we do.
As a person with one kidney, I—unfortunately—must agree with the bad man from Ohio.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
As a person with one kidney, I—unfortunately—must agree with the bad man from Ohio.
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.