Side character: I feel like Jean Ralphio is emeritus so I’m going Councilman Jam.

Pawnee thing : hatred of salad, or how they drink from water fountains.

Joke: when Jean Ralphio freestyles names and can’t stick the landing.

Episode: Leslie’s campaign announcement at the ice rink

Line reading: when you heard me say, bring me all the bacon and eggs you have, I really mean bring me all the eggs and bacon you have.

Main character: Chris Traeger.

I would have also accepted open faced club sandwich

And how!

Part of the reason we’re in this place is because strategists look to each election cycle coming up rather than the here and now. And this isn’t a win, it’s hope of a win 16 months from now. Will be glad to take the win then.

Oh good! Let’s just get torn apart for another year and a half so we can win a few more house seats and maybe a senate race or two.
This is the bs line that keeps us ever looking to Novembers instead of focusing on the here and now.

Yes, I will.

Raft is the best

The producer of the game last night was amazing as he zoomed in on various heads full of glorious hair before zooming in on this shot.

Do it!

You are wrong. Let them own this

Yes to all of this. Let’s fucking go!

Clock doesn’t stop there?

If you bite no, they may decide to try a different bill to avoid shutting the government down. Push on them. You have the leverage for once!

Shut it down