Didn’t know conservatives wanted such a small government that it’s completely and only run by one rich shithead deleting stuff like the IRS and Medicaid.

😰 ha ha, going on a flight tomorrow, gotta be real safe right now, right? Right?

The attack on USAID means they are coming for every red cent Americans have put into the government. It’s like Hans Grüber in Die Hard: just a bunch of thieves at the end of the day.

punxsutawney phil has awoken only to survey the horrors.

It’s not fun to quit drinking and realize all your hangovers were actually just your wasp nests of disabilities.

Pricing myself in a capitalist hellscape is the pits. My experience and insight? I’d give them for free if I didn’t have the crushing weight of keeping my family alive.

🍊 “I’m cutting the anti-plane crashing budget!”
-Plane crashes-
🍊 “😤 Must have been the DEIs!”

Remember, DEI includes disabled vets like me.

I’m really missing Anthony Bourdain’s insight these days.

Oh no! The Chinese copy/paste AI is copy/pasting from American copy/paste AI!

Some days I’d give up being a gym owner if it meant my feed wasn’t full of another “fill your gym” ads.

I dunno my dudes, it seems like there might be some bad things going on.

I’ll be honest, I don’t think you should have documentation to live somewhere. Sounds like government overreach to me.

Q for my ADHD folks: do you also have decisions that almost feel physically change your brain/mind? I decided to quit drinking and it felt like something clicked in place and I haven’t felt a desire since. Same with smoking, etc. anyone else?

Not going to lie, this admin is bad for the country but really good for my focus. I’ve never wanted to win so badly.

A fascist trained today, how about you my babies?