credit to German for disrupting the way I speak the letter "r" now. I was reading some stuff in English and then most naturally I spelled "r" like I got a cheese stuck down my throat.

Everytime I learn smth new in German I feel like my brain got bombed

almost got a nosebleed because what do you mean time have genders??? what do you mean a day is male, week is female and year is neutral 😭😭😭

and for some reason, weekend is female

Stimmungsschwankungen means mood swing in German and after writing this word I can feel that my mood got swang

Learning articles and I feel like this is some stuff people make up to torture our brain

Verbs are already more challenging than what I'm used to, and now you're telling me even adjectives are gonna have different forms? I'm bout to start my inhumane era soon

Somehow learning German makes me heat up so much

every time I learn German I wanna commit homicide