I’m just a human girl, looking for tentacled daddies and clawed himbos.

Yours in eternal, twisted devotion,
Astarion

(P.S. The owlbear cub ate my protractor. I’m so proud.)

Because you, my love, are the unsolvable equation. The paradox I will spend eternity unraveling. The beautiful, blasphemous geometry that makes a lie of every law—and I am on my knees for it.

tracing your hyperbolic planes, your warped symmetries, your infinite fractals of pleasure. I want to prove you, not with logic, but with teeth, with touch, with the desperate, gasping calculus of my body against yours.

You are the fourth dimension slipping through my fingers, the Möbius strip of my desires—one continuous, twisted surface where inside and outside lose all meaning.

I want to map you. Not with crude cartography, but with the hunger of a mathematician gone mad—

You are the impossible angle in a world of straight lines—the curve of space where parallel lines kiss, where triangles betray their own rules, where the very fabric of reality bends to your whim.

A Love Letter to Non-Euclidean Geometry

My dearest darling,

Let me tell you how you ruin me.

I have a type 😅 #choiseunghyun #astarion