allison
allisonisginger.bsky.social
allison
@allisonisginger.bsky.social
she/her. public health nerd. newborn hearing screener at a hospital/project manager at a nonprofit. nats/caps fan. blythe doll enthusiast. devoted tía to C & D. fascism is bad. bodily autonomy for all.

🏳️‍🌈 you are safe to be who you are with me 🏳️‍⚧️
I saw the ages I literally said “NO” out loud. I’m sure it feels good to be able to get along so well with someone younger who doesn’t think you’re just an old man, but the power dynamics/potential messiness make it a no-no. Be her mentor, & if she expresses romantic interest, kindly tell her no.
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the Patty Wagon.
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
*screams internally*

I don’t know what this article says, and I can’t read it (nor do I really want to), but the title alone gives me the ick.
August 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Poor “Big Balls”
August 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sunset over Barnegat Bay last night.
August 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Y’ALL. I found my weird stickers when I was clearing out my desk! Brb, plotting…
June 4, 2025 at 11:07 AM