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Mallison Ick
@allisonmick.bsky.social
fart noise maker (mouth and butt)

HUMBOLDT CUT 🌲🪓 out in 2026

horror/comedy/animation writer. she/they making sicko shit.

Books repped by JJBaker at BLM Agency
Anim repped by SamGoff at SweaterLA
https://linktr.ee/allison.mick
Do you like reading eco horror?
Do you live in LA?

Then come to the Humboldt Cut launch party on January 29th at Village Well in Culver City!

Rsvp at the link in my bio and attend a spirited spoiler free kiki about the best damn book you'll read all 2026
December 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There's still time to preorder Humboldt Cut and help it become a bestseller. (Link: tr.ee/7zp-546-YL)

Los Angeles area horror fans can rsvp to the launch party (Thurs Jan 29th) here: shop.villagewell.com/events/42635...
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
1 more day to enter Goodreads' book giveaway for a free ARC of Humboldt Cut! tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t

People like it. They really like it.
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Over on substakc I'm talking about the movies I enjoyed most this year, aka the ones that made me not think about this year.

substack.com/home/post/p-...

Subscribe if you're nasty
December 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
SIX more days to enter to win a copy of Humboldt Cut FOR FREE!

Enter here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
For the #booksky night crowd, I have an eco gothic horror coming out in January and you can win a free copy from Goodreads right now!

tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
can I just say that i truly hate that my entire online presence is now just "buy my book plz" but that's all i have energy for right now so instead of buying my book maybe just enter to win a copy?

www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
once I make it through this first part it's over for you hoes
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
New newsletter about sucking shit at shit

substack.com/home/post/p-...
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
New substack post about GETTING PUBLISHED!

Check it out: open.substack.com/pub/allisonm...
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Preorder Humboldt Cut today, Please!

tr.ee/7zp-546-YL
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
forest monsters? ✅
gruesome logging deaths? ✅
a chance to win HUMBOLDT CUT for free? ✅

Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
there's still time to enter to win an ARC of Humboldt Cut from Goodreads!

www.goodreads.com/giveaway/sho...

“A terrifying, lyrical masterpiece of ecology and ecohorror.” —Gretchen McNeil, author of They Fear Not Men in the Woods
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
LOS ANGELES!
Next Thursday I get to chat with Markus Redmond about his fantastic vampire book #BloodSlaves at Malik Books in Westfield Culver (so you know there's lots of parking)

COME THRUUUU
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
THERE IS STILL TIME to enter the #GoodreadsGiveaway and snag a copy of HUMBOLDT CUT before anyone else. Enter to win here: tr.ee/Vn6aMT6p7t
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Over on ye olde newsletter I made a LIST of 5 of my favorite BODY HORROR MOVIES.

If you're not subscribed yet, WHY NOT? GET ON IT
November 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
why is the new excel logo inviting me to bed?
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I attended @momoshaty.bsky.social's Meeting of the Morbid Minds: The Horror of Becoming virtual symposium last week and all I got was a skyhigh TBR and my mind blown!

allisonmickcomedy.substack.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Good morning from the big boys
October 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Preorder HUMBOLDT CUT today!
Link in bio
October 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Over on substack we're talking about SCARY PLACES aka "Setting the Scene for Maximum Thrills" aka the panel I was on last week. It was so fun and I hope you love hearing more about HUMBOLDT CUT which is still available for preorder at the linktree in my biooooo 🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I started crying immediately after this bc life is so cool sometimes
September 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
people love HUMBOLDT CUT and so will you

I'm at CALIBA Fall Fest today speaking on the horror/thriller panel so come by and say hi!
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This week's newsletter I'm talking about music as a form of storytelling and why Jens Lekman's new album is the romcom you've been waiting for 💗
September 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM