Allison Floyd
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Allison Floyd
@allisonrfloyd.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Spoonie. Ragamuffin just trying my best.
In case anyone was wondering, the Trump administration is now using the SSA to distribute political propaganda. This is fucking terrifying.
July 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Okay I watched this season twice; how did I not notice those look like Vecna eyes.
June 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Listen if I have to live in UK-like weather could I at least have UK-healthcare.
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
May 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think “Clarence” needs a nap or better programmers.
April 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I just found this on the official Liam Kyle Sullivan Website and I think I need to buy it.
April 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Hi, my name is Allison and I am not mature enough for this marketing email.
April 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I was told by republicans the boycott would do nothing and Target said they weren’t worried a month ago. And here we are. FAFO 💅
April 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I cannot overstate how fucking fragile of a PAB Muskrat and the wimpy dudes on his platform are.

Literal first time in 11 years on the other place and I get limited for calling a disgusting man a “ding dong.”

Because it’s directing HATE based on a protected class…
April 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Little Orphan Annie: 🎶 The sun’ll come out—tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow…they’ll be sun… 🎶

Weather forecast: Not so fast with the optimism, red
March 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The forecast for this weekend is automatic migraine.

Those temperature swings are going to drag my ass.
March 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When the scammers are only kind of trying.
March 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The wider they try and make pants, the tighter I grip my skinny jeans.

THIS IS ENTIRELY TOO MUCH PANTS.
March 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reminder 🚨

Tomorrow, Friday 2/28 ECONOMIC BLACKOUT. Shop only small businesses, and pay in cash. Show the billionaires at Amazon and the big oil companies that the power is with the people.

A helpful chart:
February 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
People in the replies telling me to “Get a Mac!” or “Get Linux.”

Friends, where in my post does it even remotely look like I was interested in or welcoming to unsolicited advice?
February 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Concepts” of parking.
February 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Dork ass weirdo.
January 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
January 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Me at the start of 2024/Me at the end of 2024
December 29, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Men, stop.
December 24, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I’m really at survival at this point, but here’s a Positive show tune.
December 17, 2024 at 12:41 AM
“I just felt like blowing off steam so I said a thought that my brain farted out to a stranger on the internet but it’s fine cuz it felt good to me.”

MotherFUCKER, I am sick of people taking out their shit on me
December 3, 2024 at 4:27 AM
This guy misses every single time.
December 3, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Official merch, dickwad.
December 3, 2024 at 1:35 AM
**EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**
December 3, 2024 at 12:16 AM