High noon + espresso martini + microwaved grilled cheese = happy happy Friday
March 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
High noon + espresso martini + microwaved grilled cheese = happy happy Friday
Sending Dance Moms clips to my fantasy basketball league as a sign of dominance
March 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Sending Dance Moms clips to my fantasy basketball league as a sign of dominance
Started making what I call “Go Go Juice” and it is 100% going to give me cancer
February 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Started making what I call “Go Go Juice” and it is 100% going to give me cancer
I wish I was just a little bit dumber
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I wish I was just a little bit dumber