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Allison Switzer
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Squids, bro
He’s not wrong.
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
And don’t say you’re too short. I’m 5’4” and can get the top of my suv with an extendable snow brush. Do better.
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Reposted by Allison Switzer
If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Definitely found the hard maximum on Christmas sweaters for toddlers. My brain would like to knit some socks now. Maybe a hat?
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The rest stops in Kentucky are The Worst for this.

Just let me poop in silence at 7am, for the love of god.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
A lot of the police escort ones I see are on 75 through Dayton (it’s all a construction zone and will be for forever) and up the hill into miamisburg (that even regular semis can’t maintain speed on), so that makes sense.
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
PUPPY!
November 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Puppy?
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Someone brought *protein cupcakes* to the gym for a birthday last week.
We could just have normal cupcakes. That’s not a wild and crazy idea.
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Probably, at its core, the trend of “we must add protein to every food ever to the extent that you are not shitting because you do not need that much protein”. If I had to guess.
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A win is a win
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It’d probably be bad for the environment to burn, unfortunately
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
That was great to come back to after a really good time at a swim meet. Good reminder that running isn’t the sport i started in and isn’t the one i need to end in.
But until then: excellent spite for a pr attempt on my half time in 2026.
Fuck them.
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM