allotmentmatt.bsky.social
@allotmentmatt.bsky.social
Grower, massive Red, hater of the right, woke.
Surely he can’t keep up with these regular press conferences for the next four years, can he?
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
He has a heart?? 🤔
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Why?
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 PM
What about the rest of us, I don’t see mine coming down.
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Piers Morgan
October 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My family, for some unknown reason, began calling me that. Soon shut it down!
September 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It is a white mans sport
September 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Fritters, mix them with mint and feta. Delicious
September 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Different fingerprints though. Is that relevant?
September 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I think there’s more to worry about the far right than which way your ‘favourite celebrity’ will swing!!
September 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
He’s not even pulling a British salute, tool
September 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Read “we’ve caved in to every US demand”
September 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What’s with the hair colour as well?
September 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sat though the first one, hardly a laugh in it. Wonder if the chemistry has worn off after so long.
September 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Oh dear 😏
September 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wait til the beak kicks in
September 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I'm surprised that there's a property worth that much in Clacton.
September 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This is how our MSM needs to treat Farage
September 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM