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Reverend WooWoo | iPray iPreach iCuss
📚PhD Candidate🎓’25 | R1 field: Organic Theology
#TheGayAgenda 🏳️🌈💍
spirituality • sexuality • wholistic wellness • devotion
1881🩵 | 1913🔺🐘
knower of a little of everything 👩🏾🎨
estl💙🧡 | stl ♥️🤍 | atl 🍑
📚PhD Candidate🎓’25 | R1 field: Organic Theology
#TheGayAgenda 🏳️🌈💍
spirituality • sexuality • wholistic wellness • devotion
1881🩵 | 1913🔺🐘
knower of a little of everything 👩🏾🎨
estl💙🧡 | stl ♥️🤍 | atl 🍑
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Hey hey! If you don’t know, I’m Whitney aka Rev. Whitney aka RW.
Black Queer married millennial auntie and a true church kid at heart. “The unofficial spokesperson of the Black church’s dramatic aunties!”
I’ve lived several lives and know a little, sometimes a lot, about some of everything.
Black Queer married millennial auntie and a true church kid at heart. “The unofficial spokesperson of the Black church’s dramatic aunties!”
I’ve lived several lives and know a little, sometimes a lot, about some of everything.
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Does the Grim Reaper not understand which D name we want gone?! Do they need a visual & an address?! They need a ride or something?!
October 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Does the Grim Reaper not understand which D name we want gone?! Do they need a visual & an address?! They need a ride or something?!
Being able to hang out with both of my sister in laws without my wife or brother is such a gift. I love this for me.
September 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Being able to hang out with both of my sister in laws without my wife or brother is such a gift. I love this for me.
When did the McDonalds at 20 and Wesley Chapel close?!
September 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When did the McDonalds at 20 and Wesley Chapel close?!
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… i love saying my wife. cus like wow. i married that.
July 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
… i love saying my wife. cus like wow. i married that.
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I am so sick and tired of trying to figure out what to eat every single day.
Just give me an IV and leave me alone!
Just give me an IV and leave me alone!
July 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I am so sick and tired of trying to figure out what to eat every single day.
Just give me an IV and leave me alone!
Just give me an IV and leave me alone!
Been listening to the second half of “Cowboy Carter” a lot lately and trying to figure out why the horse lady put Dolly Rebecca on the front end of “Tyrant.” I’m listening to it now as a response to “Jolene.”
July 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Been listening to the second half of “Cowboy Carter” a lot lately and trying to figure out why the horse lady put Dolly Rebecca on the front end of “Tyrant.” I’m listening to it now as a response to “Jolene.”
When you realize you’re living the life you once prayed for…
a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
ALT: a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .
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July 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
When you realize you’re living the life you once prayed for…
MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER!
THERE ARE SO MANY OVERLY QUALIFIED PEOPLE WHO CAN CLOCK OUT!!!!
THERE ARE SO MANY OVERLY QUALIFIED PEOPLE WHO CAN CLOCK OUT!!!!
July 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER!
THERE ARE SO MANY OVERLY QUALIFIED PEOPLE WHO CAN CLOCK OUT!!!!
THERE ARE SO MANY OVERLY QUALIFIED PEOPLE WHO CAN CLOCK OUT!!!!
That’s a good man, Savannah.
Klay Thompson couldn’t stop gushing over Megan Thee Stallion and speaks on how proud her parents would be of her 🙏🏽🥹🥹❤️at the NYC Gala the other night!
July 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
That’s a good man, Savannah.
This is the word of God for the people of God. Thanks be to God.
July 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is the word of God for the people of God. Thanks be to God.
CONGRATULATIONS, FRIEND! @ahmadgreene.com 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Dr. Ahmad Greene-Hayes (@ahmadgreene.com), Associate Professor of African American Religious Studies, is the new Managing Editor of the Journal of Africana Religions, a leading publication on African and African Diasporic religious traditions.
Read more: bit.ly/4lZG7qq
Read more: bit.ly/4lZG7qq
Ahmad Greene-Hayes Named New Managing Editor of the Journal of Africana Religions | Harvard Divinity School
Ahmad Greene-Hayes, Associate Professor of African American Religious Studies at HDS, has been named managing editor of the Journal of Africana Religions.
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July 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
CONGRATULATIONS, FRIEND! @ahmadgreene.com 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
🐝Soft to the touch, let you hold somethin’.
Let you get a handful. Baby, she’s a whole lot of woman…🐝
Let you get a handful. Baby, she’s a whole lot of woman…🐝
July 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
🐝Soft to the touch, let you hold somethin’.
Let you get a handful. Baby, she’s a whole lot of woman…🐝
Let you get a handful. Baby, she’s a whole lot of woman…🐝
Submitted dissertation last week, along with being on a panel and preaching at convocation. Then went and played, prayed, and worked with my Sorors. This is me for the next few days.
a baby elephant is standing next to a tree trunk and looking at it .
ALT: a baby elephant is standing next to a tree trunk and looking at it .
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July 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Submitted dissertation last week, along with being on a panel and preaching at convocation. Then went and played, prayed, and worked with my Sorors. This is me for the next few days.
I’m so glad I’m a Black woman.
I’m so glad I’m a member of the biggest and the baddest, Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Incorporated!
This National Convention has been EH. VUH. REE. THING!!!! 🔺🐘🔺🐘
I’m so glad I’m a member of the biggest and the baddest, Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Incorporated!
This National Convention has been EH. VUH. REE. THING!!!! 🔺🐘🔺🐘
July 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m so glad I’m a Black woman.
I’m so glad I’m a member of the biggest and the baddest, Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Incorporated!
This National Convention has been EH. VUH. REE. THING!!!! 🔺🐘🔺🐘
I’m so glad I’m a member of the biggest and the baddest, Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Incorporated!
This National Convention has been EH. VUH. REE. THING!!!! 🔺🐘🔺🐘
Welcome to our newest honorary members! A time celebrating them!!!! Shoutout to #TheGayAgenda 🏳️🌈 and ESTL #89Blocks 💙🧡
July 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Welcome to our newest honorary members! A time celebrating them!!!! Shoutout to #TheGayAgenda 🏳️🌈 and ESTL #89Blocks 💙🧡
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
July 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
I'm slowly coming back to social media. Submitted a 172-page dissertation, sat on a panel, and preached all last week. And one thing I've realized in my time away is that social media is really loud😭
July 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'm slowly coming back to social media. Submitted a 172-page dissertation, sat on a panel, and preached all last week. And one thing I've realized in my time away is that social media is really loud😭
It's my sorority's national convention this week. And after this morning's prayer and praise service, all I could smh thinking about how folks really believe you can't be Christian while active in sororities and fraternities. CUZ THE WAY THE SORORS SHOUTED THIS MORNING?! TUH!
July 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's my sorority's national convention this week. And after this morning's prayer and praise service, all I could smh thinking about how folks really believe you can't be Christian while active in sororities and fraternities. CUZ THE WAY THE SORORS SHOUTED THIS MORNING?! TUH!
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If any of yall have a problem with me, pls just beat me up (try to).
Please don’t come to my place of work and out perform me for 3 fiscal quarters.
Please don’t come to my place of work and out perform me for 3 fiscal quarters.
November 22, 2024 at 7:55 PM
If any of yall have a problem with me, pls just beat me up (try to).
Please don’t come to my place of work and out perform me for 3 fiscal quarters.
Please don’t come to my place of work and out perform me for 3 fiscal quarters.
Them bell bottoms took me UNDER.
Did all that in a pair of boot cut jeans. Diabolical.
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Them bell bottoms took me UNDER.
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Lmfao imagine your ex c walking on your grave during the biggest sporting event in the United States.
Just imagine.
Just imagine.
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Lmfao imagine your ex c walking on your grave during the biggest sporting event in the United States.
Just imagine.
Just imagine.
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No words. Kendrick is the greatest.
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
No words. Kendrick is the greatest.
That was so beautiful.
February 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
That was so beautiful.
Also. *looks around*
Submitted a chapter for the dissertation this week 😭🥹🙌🏾 and I’m on my next one. I had to realize my advisors are responsible for edits and making sure the project goes in the right direction. If I don’t write SOMETHING then what can they give me feedback on?!
Submitted a chapter for the dissertation this week 😭🥹🙌🏾 and I’m on my next one. I had to realize my advisors are responsible for edits and making sure the project goes in the right direction. If I don’t write SOMETHING then what can they give me feedback on?!
January 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Also. *looks around*
Submitted a chapter for the dissertation this week 😭🥹🙌🏾 and I’m on my next one. I had to realize my advisors are responsible for edits and making sure the project goes in the right direction. If I don’t write SOMETHING then what can they give me feedback on?!
Submitted a chapter for the dissertation this week 😭🥹🙌🏾 and I’m on my next one. I had to realize my advisors are responsible for edits and making sure the project goes in the right direction. If I don’t write SOMETHING then what can they give me feedback on?!