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timeline synchronicity
two sequential Bluesky skeets on my timeline (that's right they're called skeets). Nick Harkaway: *endless screaming* Endless Screaming: AAAHHHHHHHH
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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I really should get around to finishing my pamo-based platfomer (please excuse the horrendous lives counter font that doesn't match the pixel size)
January 12, 2026 at 12:27 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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he's not quite a Big Boy yet, but our King Baby is still a fan of @katebeaton.bsky.social 's King Baby
January 11, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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who's a good spectral icy hound? is it you? is it? is it?
a miniature of an undead hound with spectral, icy eyes, tongue, and exposed ribcage a miniature of an undead hound with spectral, icy eyes, tongue, and exposed ribcage. he's a good boy.
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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a screenshot from the Lego Movie; "Middle Zealand"
January 8, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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RIP Big Worm
January 8, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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Once & Future had a similar, if more extreme take
A page from "Once And Future #2' PANEL ONE: DUNCAN and his grandmother BRIDGETTE spy on a ritual that has recently resurrected a monstrous, skeletal King Arthur DUNCAN: The Sword in the Stone. BRIDGETTE: A sword in SOME stones. A BURIED sword. It's hardly the same thing. If your jaw drops every time we see anything with a little fairy sparkle on it, we're going to be spending half our day picking it up. PANEL TWO: Arthur stands before three men and a woman, all dressed in black. MAN: Wh.. What does he want? WOMAN: He's a King, you want to be his Knights. You know how this goes, get kneeling. PANEL THREE: Close on Duncan and Bridgette. DUNCAN: What ARE we waiting for? Can't we rush them or... BRIDGETTE: Only if we want to be stabbed. Honestly dear? We have to work out what their plan is before we have any hope of stopping it. PANEL FOUR: The man kneels before Arthur, who raises his sword abvoe his head. PANEL FIVE: Arthur takes hold of the man's hand MAN: What? Let-- A page from Once And Future #2, by Kieron Gillen and Dan Mora PANEL ONE: The skeletal ARTHUR slices a man 's hand with his sword. MAN: AGGHH! PANEL TWO: Arthur eyes the blood dripping from the wound PANEL THREE: Close on Arthur's tongue sliding from between his teeth PANEL FOUR: Arthur licks the man's blood A page from Once And Future #2, by Kieron Gillen and Dan Mora PANEL ONE: A woman and a man kneel on a stone floor. The man is bleeding from a sword wound in his palm MAN: Wh... What was THAT? WOMAN: Wait. PANEL TWO: A bloody mouthed Arthur stares into the middle distance, thinking. ARTHUR: Hmm. PANEL THREE: Arthur turns , his eyes glowing, an expression of anger on his skeletal face. ARTHUR: Anglo-Saxon. A page from Once And Future #2, by Kieron Gillen and Dan Mora PANEL ONE: Arthur cuts a man in half with his sword, blood spraying everywhere. PANEL TWO: Duncan watches with a shocked expression, Brigitte scowling beside him. DUNCAN: I...Don't understand. BRIGITTE: Hmm. Well, King Arthur fought a bunch of foreign invaders, it's true...
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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a picture of Laura Wilson from Kieron Gillen & Jamie McKelvie's "Wicked + Divine", altered to look like she's saying the quoted post. See, the joke is that Baphomet is also a character in Wicked + Divine, and not what you would call a good influence there either. #wicdiv
January 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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bit late, but I just finished Bee Speaker, by @aptshadow.bsky.social and it's great! it's the third book in the Dogs Of War series, but I think it could be read stand-alone
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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well the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Happy New Year
a family of three lemon pigs
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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found the half-done version, now with added cat hair
December 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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I made a much less cool version of this ages ago that I still haven't got around to finishing (these were from the blu-tac WIP stage, it's actually half painted at the moment)
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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guarantee that any Screencrush video that seems less like analysis and more like unsupported fanboy-jerkoff speculation will have this in the credits:
Written and Hosted by Colton Ogburn
December 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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no you fucking didn't, none of this was planned, you've got franchise pareidolia
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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getting a car done up like this and crying as I kill god
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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from the excellent DIE, by Kieron Gillen, in which reflections of authors and artists are trapped in an RPG world their works inspired. part of Tolkien's is.. this.
A page from DIE #3. WW1-style trenches, a dying hobbit in a filthy uniform is comforted by Ash, a woman with white hair. HOBBIT: But spring never comes (OFF PANEL): In a hole in the ground, there died an Englander SHADOWY FIGURE: Not a nice hole, but a nasty, dirty, wet hole, a charnel hole... A page from DIE #3. A filthy, WW1 style trench ASH: You're... him SHADOWY FIGURE: Yes and now, Ash. Yes and No. There is no point being so literal here... ASH (crying): I... you... I... The figure is revealed to be JRR Tolkien, smoking a pipe. TOLKIEN: Are you hurt? ASH: Yes, but not hurt-hurt. I can't explain. ASH: I can see the pieces. I see them better now than when I was a kid. You... he was an officer. Them an idealised working class. That's all this is. I know it, but it's like knowing a dragon's just made of flesh and bone like everything else... TOLKIEN: It doesn't change the fact that there IS a dragon. And we all char and crumble beneath its breath. A page from DIE #3. A muddy, WW1 style trench. Ash, a woman with white hair, sits in the mud beside dead soldiers. JRR Tolkien stands nearby, smoking a pipe. TOLKIEN: Allegories are ugly. But poetry? Poetry is poetry, and war poetry most of all. This whole place is an orcish mockery of my elvish tale. This is not what I wanted. TOLKIEN CLOSES THE EYES OF A DEAD SOLDIER TOLKIEN: But still... I knew better men than I were dying on Fladers soil and they should be remembered. ASH: I felt weird when I was a kid. I was meant to like the adventures and fighting but... I always liked the hobbit chapters best TOLKIEN TAKES A LETTER FROM ASH TOLKIEN: You're not entirely foul, Ash. Let me take this. Once more, I may have a way to get their message home. ASH: You're going out that way? TOLKIEN: Oh no. I am Warden of this hell. I cannot leave. A problem. I need a solution... TOLKIEN STICKS HIS FINGERS IN HIS MOUTH AND WHISTLES A page from DIE #3. A muddy, WW1 style trench. A huge eagle appears through the glowing yellow fog. TOLKIEN: ...and this was always my favourite ASH (in captions): The wind from the wings strokes my face. I stare for as long as I can.
December 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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even Petyr?
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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A screenshot from Wikipedia: "The great hero Māui is tricked by his father into thinking he has a chance to achieve immortality. In order to obtain this, Māui is told to enter into the goddess through her vagina. While Hine-nui-te-pō is asleep, Māui undresses himself ready and turns into a lizard to enter himself into the goddess. The birds who were nearby, fantails, burst into laughter, alerting Hine-nui-te-po. Hine-nui-te-po reacted to being molested by crushing him with the obsidian teeth in her vagina; Māui was the first man to die."
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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got some new weird little guys on the go
a heavily converted Sanctifiers Reliquant, now he's an admech weirdo. #KillTeam #Warhammer #Warhammer40K #Necromunda #Nerdlings #miniatures a heavily converted Sanctifiers Salvationist, now she's an admech weirdo. #KillTeam #Warhammer #Warhammer40K #Necromunda #Nerdlings #miniatures a currently armless Autosavant #KillTeam #Warhammer #Warhammer40K #Necromunda #Nerdlings #miniatures
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM