Allyson Jacob
@allysonjacob.bsky.social
YA writer, senior technical editor, doodle lover, Pelo rider, dedicated Bengals follower, champion sleeper, lover of words, she/her
Ain’t gonna be the Bengals. 24-0. SMH
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ain’t gonna be the Bengals. 24-0. SMH
“Marriages don’t break up on account of infidelity. It’s just a symptom that something else is wrong?”
“Oh yeah? Well, that symptom is fucking my wife”
One of my favorite scenes of all time. I hope next year is better for you and for all of us
“Oh yeah? Well, that symptom is fucking my wife”
One of my favorite scenes of all time. I hope next year is better for you and for all of us
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“Marriages don’t break up on account of infidelity. It’s just a symptom that something else is wrong?”
“Oh yeah? Well, that symptom is fucking my wife”
One of my favorite scenes of all time. I hope next year is better for you and for all of us
“Oh yeah? Well, that symptom is fucking my wife”
One of my favorite scenes of all time. I hope next year is better for you and for all of us
Almost as cheap as the Bengals but not quite. Mike Brown will own that crown until he dies and Katie Blackburn will inherit it and wear it proudly. I feel your pain.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Almost as cheap as the Bengals but not quite. Mike Brown will own that crown until he dies and Katie Blackburn will inherit it and wear it proudly. I feel your pain.
I saw this last season at @humanracetheatre.bsky.social and it was phenomena!
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I saw this last season at @humanracetheatre.bsky.social and it was phenomena!
Looking that up now
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Looking that up now
Red, White, and Royal Blue?
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Red, White, and Royal Blue?
Mrs Clackett called
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Mrs Clackett called
Taylor: Someone has to step up!
Bengals fans: Isn’t that YOUR job?
😭
Bengals fans: Isn’t that YOUR job?
😭
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Taylor: Someone has to step up!
Bengals fans: Isn’t that YOUR job?
😭
Bengals fans: Isn’t that YOUR job?
😭
Please keep being THAT dictionary
October 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Please keep being THAT dictionary