8 days into the new year and I have a broken thumb and then spent $600 at the vet and they don’t know what’s wrong with my geriatric dog 👍🏽
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
8 days into the new year and I have a broken thumb and then spent $600 at the vet and they don’t know what’s wrong with my geriatric dog 👍🏽
A creator on tiktok taught me how to solve a rubik’s cube in a 5 minute video and now I don’t think I have anything else to live for
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
A creator on tiktok taught me how to solve a rubik’s cube in a 5 minute video and now I don’t think I have anything else to live for
Today I wanted to eat a croissant. So he went to a place that sells croissant. And he bought motHERFUCKING BLUEBERRY MUFFINS
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today I wanted to eat a croissant. So he went to a place that sells croissant. And he bought motHERFUCKING BLUEBERRY MUFFINS
If a huge corporation can take my $$$ immediately after purchase, they can send it immediately too. I shouldn’t be product-less and poor
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If a huge corporation can take my $$$ immediately after purchase, they can send it immediately too. I shouldn’t be product-less and poor
A kid tried to flush a santa hat and backed up the plumbing. The whole school smelled like sewer garbage the rest of the day.
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A kid tried to flush a santa hat and backed up the plumbing. The whole school smelled like sewer garbage the rest of the day.
Found out my favorite restaurant is closing at the end of the month and I have big feelings about it
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Found out my favorite restaurant is closing at the end of the month and I have big feelings about it
Do you have a coworker who thinks out loud? Do you want to do a murder? Or is it just mine?
November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do you have a coworker who thinks out loud? Do you want to do a murder? Or is it just mine?
My ability to catch continuity errors in movies & shows is actually a curse
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My ability to catch continuity errors in movies & shows is actually a curse
The 5th graders have discovered email. “You can use outlook to text your friends!”
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The 5th graders have discovered email. “You can use outlook to text your friends!”
I need the government to do something about daylight saving time bc I’m on day 3 of my 13 year old dog’s anxiety diarrhea and I’m over it
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I need the government to do something about daylight saving time bc I’m on day 3 of my 13 year old dog’s anxiety diarrhea and I’m over it
I was not built for 5 day workweeks
October 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I was not built for 5 day workweeks
Me: I wonder how much it rained
Every weather app: it didn’t rain, you stupid bitch
Every weather app: it didn’t rain, you stupid bitch
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Me: I wonder how much it rained
Every weather app: it didn’t rain, you stupid bitch
Every weather app: it didn’t rain, you stupid bitch
I had to dress code an 11 year old for wearing a Bluey shirt that said FCK ICE
October 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I had to dress code an 11 year old for wearing a Bluey shirt that said FCK ICE
Note to self: don’t listen to ruin the friendship while doing skincare
October 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Note to self: don’t listen to ruin the friendship while doing skincare
Scenes from the Release Party of a showgirl
October 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Scenes from the Release Party of a showgirl
My jaw is on the ground after reading this comment
September 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My jaw is on the ground after reading this comment
The new netflix UI is horribly awful
September 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The new netflix UI is horribly awful
If it happened will they extend the holiday weekend?
August 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If it happened will they extend the holiday weekend?
Trying to figure out how a woman born in the 1930s who became a closeted gay PanAm flight attendant based out of San Francisco could love the GOP so much
August 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Trying to figure out how a woman born in the 1930s who became a closeted gay PanAm flight attendant based out of San Francisco could love the GOP so much
It’s finally happening
August 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s finally happening
Always love watching ppl run through the airport
August 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Always love watching ppl run through the airport
4 years trying to get on the books. 2 more years since I booked. Tattoo appointment is finally here and a mosquito decided to take up the real estate
August 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
4 years trying to get on the books. 2 more years since I booked. Tattoo appointment is finally here and a mosquito decided to take up the real estate
Not CBS paying their anchors to say they didn’t think the SS AE ad was propaganda
August 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Not CBS paying their anchors to say they didn’t think the SS AE ad was propaganda
99% sure my principal is going to work for ICE. Unless anyone can think of another reason to be deployed to Tampa for 6 months
July 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
99% sure my principal is going to work for ICE. Unless anyone can think of another reason to be deployed to Tampa for 6 months
It might be my anxiety talking but I think you have to be very brave to go to the dentist chomping gum. The lady next to me in the waiting room is BRAVE
July 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It might be my anxiety talking but I think you have to be very brave to go to the dentist chomping gum. The lady next to me in the waiting room is BRAVE