The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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I've just spent six hundred billion nanoseconds bathing in a one-percent saline solution at 100 degrees Celsius, so I'm good to go.
Worst SCOTUS ever!
December 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Worst SCOTUS ever!
What she means is "releasing that information will make it much harder for Trump to pardon me".
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What she means is "releasing that information will make it much harder for Trump to pardon me".
So, a clown show written by Stephen King.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So, a clown show written by Stephen King.
Much harder to post something Trump has said that was intelligent, wise or compassionate. Seriously, he's been talking non-stop for ten fucking years and I've never heard a single worthy thing come out of his bloated pie-hole. Not even once.
December 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Much harder to post something Trump has said that was intelligent, wise or compassionate. Seriously, he's been talking non-stop for ten fucking years and I've never heard a single worthy thing come out of his bloated pie-hole. Not even once.
I think you should focus on:
1) Fix the Supreme Court - expand it, term limits, get rid of the traitors
2) Fix the electoral system - no gerrymandering, independent electoral commission, strong campaign finance laws
3) Fix congress - No filibuster, shut down or insider trading
4) Fix the Presidency
1) Fix the Supreme Court - expand it, term limits, get rid of the traitors
2) Fix the electoral system - no gerrymandering, independent electoral commission, strong campaign finance laws
3) Fix congress - No filibuster, shut down or insider trading
4) Fix the Presidency
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I think you should focus on:
1) Fix the Supreme Court - expand it, term limits, get rid of the traitors
2) Fix the electoral system - no gerrymandering, independent electoral commission, strong campaign finance laws
3) Fix congress - No filibuster, shut down or insider trading
4) Fix the Presidency
1) Fix the Supreme Court - expand it, term limits, get rid of the traitors
2) Fix the electoral system - no gerrymandering, independent electoral commission, strong campaign finance laws
3) Fix congress - No filibuster, shut down or insider trading
4) Fix the Presidency
Valheim has a hot tub. It's a Viking survival game but it has a comfort mechanic that let's you build various things that increase comfort levels at your home base.
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Valheim has a hot tub. It's a Viking survival game but it has a comfort mechanic that let's you build various things that increase comfort levels at your home base.
This stuff never fails...
a display of oceanic repellent bat sprays including barracuda whale manta ray and shark sprays
Alt: Camp Batman shark repellent spray
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
This stuff never fails...
If you got $1 every second, it would take
- a couple of weeks to become a millionaire
- 32 years to become a billionaire - 30 thousand years (longer than the entire recorded history of humanity) to become a trillionaire
- a couple of weeks to become a millionaire
- 32 years to become a billionaire - 30 thousand years (longer than the entire recorded history of humanity) to become a trillionaire
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM
If you got $1 every second, it would take
- a couple of weeks to become a millionaire
- 32 years to become a billionaire - 30 thousand years (longer than the entire recorded history of humanity) to become a trillionaire
- a couple of weeks to become a millionaire
- 32 years to become a billionaire - 30 thousand years (longer than the entire recorded history of humanity) to become a trillionaire
The earth and every living thing in my path would be scorched to ashes by the white hot plasma of my uncontrollable righteous fury.
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The earth and every living thing in my path would be scorched to ashes by the white hot plasma of my uncontrollable righteous fury.
I'm sure they are also acutely aware that the one guy who could potentially bail them out with a pardon will soon be too senile to remember any of their names.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm sure they are also acutely aware that the one guy who could potentially bail them out with a pardon will soon be too senile to remember any of their names.
The violence didn't bother me as much as the fact that they are both incredibly poorly written. There is much better fiction available, so slogging through either Testament is kind of a waste of time.
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The violence didn't bother me as much as the fact that they are both incredibly poorly written. There is much better fiction available, so slogging through either Testament is kind of a waste of time.
His analysis is sound.
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
His analysis is sound.
Her statement would be grotesque and immoral even if the boat *were* full of drug smugglers.
But it should be very obvious to everyone by now that these were innocent fishermen.
But it should be very obvious to everyone by now that these were innocent fishermen.
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Her statement would be grotesque and immoral even if the boat *were* full of drug smugglers.
But it should be very obvious to everyone by now that these were innocent fishermen.
But it should be very obvious to everyone by now that these were innocent fishermen.
What kind of person would go through something as significant as an MRI, and not be curious enough to even ask what it was for?
When he says he doesn't know, he's either lying or he's an unbelievable idiot.
Our both. It's probably both.
When he says he doesn't know, he's either lying or he's an unbelievable idiot.
Our both. It's probably both.
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
What kind of person would go through something as significant as an MRI, and not be curious enough to even ask what it was for?
When he says he doesn't know, he's either lying or he's an unbelievable idiot.
Our both. It's probably both.
When he says he doesn't know, he's either lying or he's an unbelievable idiot.
Our both. It's probably both.
Yeah, he pretty much lies wherever he is.
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Yeah, he pretty much lies wherever he is.
Eric Schmitt-for-brains.
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Eric Schmitt-for-brains.
Nick Adams is from Australia.
(We're not sending our best...)
(We're not sending our best...)
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Nick Adams is from Australia.
(We're not sending our best...)
(We're not sending our best...)
This one looks pretty easy... and appropriate for so many occasions.
a baby is laying on a couch and looking at the camera .
Alt: A baby bursts into tears
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
This one looks pretty easy... and appropriate for so many occasions.
This newspaper would be better if it stopped giving lavish support to morons by publishing their stupid brain farts.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This newspaper would be better if it stopped giving lavish support to morons by publishing their stupid brain farts.
That movie is not science fiction. It's more of a fantasy / space opera.
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 AM
That movie is not science fiction. It's more of a fantasy / space opera.
"Lies" uses less characters.
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"Lies" uses less characters.
I hit reply and, just like Trump, I've already forgotten this chump's name.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I hit reply and, just like Trump, I've already forgotten this chump's name.
Who could have seen this coming? Besides literally everybody, I mean.
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Who could have seen this coming? Besides literally everybody, I mean.
She asked Ben Shapiro about the dryness, and he said it was normal.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She asked Ben Shapiro about the dryness, and he said it was normal.
The time for impeachment was eight years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The time for impeachment was eight years ago.