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i feel like i should bite raw chicken once just to see what it feels like so i stop thinking i’m undercooking it every time
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i feel like i should bite raw chicken once just to see what it feels like so i stop thinking i’m undercooking it every time
why did no one tell me that shohei ohtani is gorgeous
October 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
why did no one tell me that shohei ohtani is gorgeous
i love canadian airports bc the mere fact that i had a full face of make up and jeans on at the 5am check in desk meant they spoke to me in french immediately
September 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i love canadian airports bc the mere fact that i had a full face of make up and jeans on at the 5am check in desk meant they spoke to me in french immediately
the small amount of math required at my corporate job really does wonders for my ego
September 9, 2025 at 12:53 PM
the small amount of math required at my corporate job really does wonders for my ego
when we were still together my evil ex boyfriend made me softblock my old high school crush (we were 22 at the time) and i had to pretend it didn’t mean anything to me or he’d be right. i still hate that man.
August 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
when we were still together my evil ex boyfriend made me softblock my old high school crush (we were 22 at the time) and i had to pretend it didn’t mean anything to me or he’d be right. i still hate that man.
at my parent’s house for the weekend microwaving fish like a villain
August 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
at my parent’s house for the weekend microwaving fish like a villain
made the mistake of trying to capture the moon again, darn
August 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
made the mistake of trying to capture the moon again, darn
i can’t keep this to myself anymore i think 21-24 is an evil period in a person’s life
August 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i can’t keep this to myself anymore i think 21-24 is an evil period in a person’s life
i think i would consider beef jerky an old flame
August 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i think i would consider beef jerky an old flame
just saw a mf named linus on a dating app im logging off
August 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
just saw a mf named linus on a dating app im logging off
actually spilt tea into my shoe at work today and i commuted home with one wet foot
July 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
actually spilt tea into my shoe at work today and i commuted home with one wet foot
a woman you know is sending corporate emails wearing a deftones shirt while listening to black sabbath
July 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
a woman you know is sending corporate emails wearing a deftones shirt while listening to black sabbath
thinking about the climb
July 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
thinking about the climb
i love going to the gym because i can walk around like a dad who was a student athlete in high school
July 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i love going to the gym because i can walk around like a dad who was a student athlete in high school
period started this morning and immediately i’m craving a kfc chicken bucket at 6am
July 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
period started this morning and immediately i’m craving a kfc chicken bucket at 6am
i finally got new hand soap in my bathroom and i’m using enough soap to clean up an oil spill
July 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i finally got new hand soap in my bathroom and i’m using enough soap to clean up an oil spill
roommate gone dishwasher has become a banana republic
July 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
roommate gone dishwasher has become a banana republic
DON’T YOU JUST LOVE LIFE
July 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
DON’T YOU JUST LOVE LIFE
today i had a peanut butter and jelly infused brownie and you might have to come collect me off the cloud i’ve been sitting on all day
July 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
today i had a peanut butter and jelly infused brownie and you might have to come collect me off the cloud i’ve been sitting on all day
craving a shawarma plate and making it everybody else’s problem
July 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
craving a shawarma plate and making it everybody else’s problem
trimming my nose hair before going to the dive bar #itsanuncgirlsummah
July 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
trimming my nose hair before going to the dive bar #itsanuncgirlsummah
i’m a grown woman i just bought a floor length dress for an industry gala and now im watching king of the hill
June 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i’m a grown woman i just bought a floor length dress for an industry gala and now im watching king of the hill
unfortunately i am explaining the panopticon on a first date
June 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
unfortunately i am explaining the panopticon on a first date