This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.

NEW: At least three more DOJ Public Integrity Unit senior officials have resigned after meeting with Emil Bove on the Eric Adams case. Five in Public Integrity overall.

That’s six officials who resigned, triple the number that happened during the Saturday Night Massacre.

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

fun fact if you forgot to add the d to the end of godspeed you have gods pee which is what i just sent a coworker

ik people like to dunk on men for being dramatic when they’re sick. but i am worse

sexual roleplay is just serious improv

back when i posted on tiktok someone asked for a 360 of my hair and i didn’t know that was a thing so i blocked them bc i thought it was a weird fetish thing

the wrapped website exists but doesn’t work… what a tease #spotify #spotifywrapped #wrapped2024

i watched paul blart mall cop 2 synced with Dark Side of the Moon and it was too good. the themes and audio matched up wayyyy too well to be coincidence #deathblart #pinkfloyd #DSOTM

lowkey why does crossing your arms feel so good. i’m snug as a bug on a rug rn

i didn’t know people could still get shingles in 2024… the more u know

put in an IT ticket at work and now my computer is more broken than it was when we started

no one pays attention to what you’re wearing. you’re overthinking it. i changed my pants halfway through the workday twice this week and no one said shit

rewarding myself for scheduling a gyno appt by also scheduling a tattoo appt 💅✨

guess it shouldn’t surprise me that an app filled with mostly folks who left x for political reasons would also be heavily political.

i left twitter years ago bc it was very negative - any tips for making my feed more upbeat?

daily motivation:))

thinking about how good the water in Finding Nemo (2003) looks.. they killed it

hello! i’ve been clean of twitter/x for years because of the negativity but hopefully this is a better experience 🌺