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One-sentence explainers of what people are talking about. Probably won't be the most timely information, but it will be here. If you don't find the answer here, please DM if you go down the rabbit hole yourself.
Lizza has posted part 2 of this story, which has a gross poem about a blowjob by RFK jr as a teaser and also more gross sex stuff* if you want to pay. That's what they're talking about.
* not judging; if RFK jr is involved it is per se gross
* not judging; if RFK jr is involved it is per se gross
There's a [former?] journalist named Olivia Nuzzi who covered presidential campaigns. She had an affair with RFK Jr. while covering his 2024 run and also with Mark Sanford in 2020 (the hiking-in-Argentina SC governor), according to her ex-fiancé, Ryan Lizza.
That's what they're talking about.
That's what they're talking about.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Lizza has posted part 2 of this story, which has a gross poem about a blowjob by RFK jr as a teaser and also more gross sex stuff* if you want to pay. That's what they're talking about.
* not judging; if RFK jr is involved it is per se gross
* not judging; if RFK jr is involved it is per se gross
There's a [former?] journalist named Olivia Nuzzi who covered presidential campaigns. She had an affair with RFK Jr. while covering his 2024 run and also with Mark Sanford in 2020 (the hiking-in-Argentina SC governor), according to her ex-fiancé, Ryan Lizza.
That's what they're talking about.
That's what they're talking about.
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There's a [former?] journalist named Olivia Nuzzi who covered presidential campaigns. She had an affair with RFK Jr. while covering his 2024 run and also with Mark Sanford in 2020 (the hiking-in-Argentina SC governor), according to her ex-fiancé, Ryan Lizza.
That's what they're talking about.
That's what they're talking about.
Trump proposed 50 year mortgages as a way to address housing. That's what they are talking about.
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trump proposed 50 year mortgages as a way to address housing. That's what they are talking about.
Kim Kardashian said the moon landing was fake on a podcast or something. That's what they're talking about.
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Kim Kardashian said the moon landing was fake on a podcast or something. That's what they're talking about.
New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani told a story about his aunt, but the person was actually his father's cousin, and his opponents are making a big deal about it. That's what people are talking about.
@almost2online.bsky.social Why is everyone talking about what white people call cousins
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani told a story about his aunt, but the person was actually his father's cousin, and his opponents are making a big deal about it. That's what people are talking about.
This account is for people who are almost too online but not enough to know what people are talking about. Every post will be a one sentence explanation, like: x person, candidate for whatever, has a tattoo which says whatever, which is racist. (This intro post doesn't count) /1
October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This account is for people who are almost too online but not enough to know what people are talking about. Every post will be a one sentence explanation, like: x person, candidate for whatever, has a tattoo which says whatever, which is racist. (This intro post doesn't count) /1
Trump is tearing down part of the East Wing of the White House to build a big ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Trump is tearing down part of the East Wing of the White House to build a big ballroom.
Graham Planter, who is trying to win the Democratic nomination for Susan Collins's Senate seat, has a skull tattoo like the German "death's head" tattoo worn by actual Nazis. That's what they are talking about.
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Graham Planter, who is trying to win the Democratic nomination for Susan Collins's Senate seat, has a skull tattoo like the German "death's head" tattoo worn by actual Nazis. That's what they are talking about.