Yesterday, Public Safety Minister (!) Kris Austin in a scrum about the death of a member of the public in the province in which he's responsible for *checks notes* public safety. "People die like, all the time. Even in cars and stuff. What would you like me to do about it?"

One of the reasons we need updated, systematic goalie development in Canada is that it's 2023 and I'm still arguing with coaches about whether or not their goalies should use the butterfly.

I'm just glad I can be almost intelligent on yet another social media platform.