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Almost Kevin
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A heartfelt “fuck you” to everyone who said I was overreacting in 2016.

Dad. Hispanohablante. Ex-mil. Law student. Social Democrat in Appalachia. Florida native.
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#СлаваУкраїні #StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦 🌻
#დიდებასაქართველოს #StandWithGeorgia 🇬🇪
Completamente verdad. Pinches gringos.
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When the United States declares war on the country’s third largest city, its mayor should put Chicago’s Finest into action to defend the people. #Chicago #ICE #StopTheTyranny #FreeChicago
September 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Volodymyr Zelenskyy honored America’s fallen soldiers on Memorial Day in a public statement posted at @ZelenskyyUa on Twitter / X. Contrast this with Donald Trump’s attack on “scum Americans” in his Memorial Day post. One is classy, the other is despicable. Слава Україні!
May 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Feliz Día de la Batalla de Puebla, y’all. May the Fifth (of tequila) be with you.
May 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Back when I was a skinny bitch. May 2016.
April 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
They may not look impressive, but these American pawpaw (Asimina triloba) blossoms make me very happy. I planted this tree from a seed several years ago for the local wildlife. It’s about 9’-10’ tall now, and this is the first year it has borne flowers.
April 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Once upon a time, not too long ago, I was a municipal elected official and Riley Moore was my local rep in the WV House of Delegates. He was a good guy in those days. We were friends. Then, he drank the Trump Kool-Aid and went downhill. Here’s us in better times — I’m the one in the grey suit.
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
February 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I knew Florida DOT has snowplows and salt spreaders, but as a native, seeing them put into use in this much snow is surreal. FDOT posted this photo one hour ago of snowplows on Interstate 10 in Northwest Florida. #WinterStormEnzo #FloridaSnow
January 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Krampus came not to give, but to take; not to reward, but to punish.

Merry Christmas!
¡Feliz Navidad!
Joyeux Noël !
God Jul!
December 25, 2024 at 7:46 PM
December 11, 2024 at 9:17 PM
My daddy, Jimmie Lee Carden, was born on 1 December 1937; he would have been 87 years old today. This was him at age 16 with his first car, a 1937 Ford Model 74 Coupe, at home in Lakeland, Florida in 1954. He passed away on 26 December 2015.
December 1, 2024 at 9:02 AM
November 30, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Many moons ago… Thanksgiving, age 16.
November 28, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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