THE WARRIOR FROM PARTS UNKNOWN! HERE TO ANNIHILATE THIS WEAK PL
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SENATE CANDIDATE FROM PARTS UNKNOWN!!!
WTF? I LOVE GUN VIOLENCE NOW??????
September 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
WTF? I LOVE GUN VIOLENCE NOW??????
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, POLITICS ARE VIOLENCE! THIS WEAK PLANET HAS YET TO ACHIEVE TRUE COSMIC ENLIGHTENMENT THROUGH BATTLE AND SHOOTING FASCIST GRIFTERS IN THEIR FUCKING NECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, POLITICS ARE VIOLENCE! THIS WEAK PLANET HAS YET TO ACHIEVE TRUE COSMIC ENLIGHTENMENT THROUGH BATTLE AND SHOOTING FASCIST GRIFTERS IN THEIR FUCKING NECKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN PARTS UNKNOWN WE HAVE USED THE PASSIVE VOICE AND WE HAVE HONED THE MIGHT OF JOURNALISM IN AN EFFORT TO DISTANCE OURSELVES FROM THE STORY!!!! IT HAVE NOT BEEN EFFECTIVE!!! THE JOURNALISM WARS OF THE 15th THRU THE 20th MILLENIA HAVE BEEN THE DARKEST YEARS IN THE HISTORY OF PARTS UNKNOWN!!!!!!!!!!
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN WE HAVE USED THE PASSIVE VOICE AND WE HAVE HONED THE MIGHT OF JOURNALISM IN AN EFFORT TO DISTANCE OURSELVES FROM THE STORY!!!! IT HAVE NOT BEEN EFFECTIVE!!! THE JOURNALISM WARS OF THE 15th THRU THE 20th MILLENIA HAVE BEEN THE DARKEST YEARS IN THE HISTORY OF PARTS UNKNOWN!!!!!!!!!!
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE ONCE FOUND A RELIGIOUS TOME THAT FELL THROUGH THE VORTEX BETWEEN OUR WORLD AND YOUR PATHETIC ONE! THE BOOK OF PUMPING IRON BY THE PROPHET SCHWARZENEGGER SPARKED A JIHAD! WHEN SOCIETY WAS REBUILT, WE AGREED THAT SMITH MACHINES ARE FINE TO DO SQUATS IN IF YOU ARE INJURED!!!!!!!!!
August 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE ONCE FOUND A RELIGIOUS TOME THAT FELL THROUGH THE VORTEX BETWEEN OUR WORLD AND YOUR PATHETIC ONE! THE BOOK OF PUMPING IRON BY THE PROPHET SCHWARZENEGGER SPARKED A JIHAD! WHEN SOCIETY WAS REBUILT, WE AGREED THAT SMITH MACHINES ARE FINE TO DO SQUATS IN IF YOU ARE INJURED!!!!!!!!!
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, AI VIDEOS ARE ONLY SHOWN TO THE ELDERLY TO CONVINCE THEM THAT THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY A BEAUTIFUL PLACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, AI VIDEOS ARE ONLY SHOWN TO THE ELDERLY TO CONVINCE THEM THAT THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY A BEAUTIFUL PLACE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE WRESTLED IN THE BELLY OF A KILLER SPACE WHALE! GETTING THE WHALE TO SWALLOW THE 9 TRILLION FANS IN ATTENDANCE WAS THE HARDEST PART! I SLAMMED MY OPPONENT SO HARD, THEY TORPEDOED THROUGH THE WHALE'S WEAK UNDERBELLY, AND SUCKED MANY SOULS INTO THE VACUUM OF THE COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE WRESTLED IN THE BELLY OF A KILLER SPACE WHALE! GETTING THE WHALE TO SWALLOW THE 9 TRILLION FANS IN ATTENDANCE WAS THE HARDEST PART! I SLAMMED MY OPPONENT SO HARD, THEY TORPEDOED THROUGH THE WHALE'S WEAK UNDERBELLY, AND SUCKED MANY SOULS INTO THE VACUUM OF THE COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIAN ALVAREZ COULD NOT CRASH A PLANE INTO PARTS UNKNOWN IF SEIZED THE COCKPIT!!!!!!!!!
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
BRIAN ALVAREZ COULD NOT CRASH A PLANE INTO PARTS UNKNOWN IF SEIZED THE COCKPIT!!!!!!!!!
GAME RECOGNIZE GAME!! EVEN IF THE GAME IS CANDYLAND AND ALL THE DELECTABLE MORSELS PORTRAYED ON THE BOARD ARE BLOATED SUPERVILLIANS!!!! LORD LICORICE MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN THAT PARTICULAR GAME!! IN PARTS UNKNOWN, THE ONLY WAY TO ELECT A POLITICIAN IS THROUGH THE FIRES OF CANDYLANDCOMBAT!
June 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
GAME RECOGNIZE GAME!! EVEN IF THE GAME IS CANDYLAND AND ALL THE DELECTABLE MORSELS PORTRAYED ON THE BOARD ARE BLOATED SUPERVILLIANS!!!! LORD LICORICE MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN THAT PARTICULAR GAME!! IN PARTS UNKNOWN, THE ONLY WAY TO ELECT A POLITICIAN IS THROUGH THE FIRES OF CANDYLANDCOMBAT!
WHILE THE CONCEPT OF CROCHET IS NOT ALIEN TO PARTS UNKNOWN, AND, IT IS OCCASIONALLY DONE IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS, I AM CURIOUS WHY YOU WOULD FEEL SHAME ABOUT KICKING A LESSER BEING IN THE TAINT SO HARD THAT THEY ROCKET THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
WHILE THE CONCEPT OF CROCHET IS NOT ALIEN TO PARTS UNKNOWN, AND, IT IS OCCASIONALLY DONE IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS, I AM CURIOUS WHY YOU WOULD FEEL SHAME ABOUT KICKING A LESSER BEING IN THE TAINT SO HARD THAT THEY ROCKET THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED A HUMAN FROM THIS WEAK PLANET TO TRANSLATE THIS FOR MY WARRIOR CULTURAL SENSIBILITES!!!!!! IN PARTS UNKNOWN, LIVING IN A CAVE IS WHAT YOU REFER TO AS MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I NEED A HUMAN FROM THIS WEAK PLANET TO TRANSLATE THIS FOR MY WARRIOR CULTURAL SENSIBILITES!!!!!! IN PARTS UNKNOWN, LIVING IN A CAVE IS WHAT YOU REFER TO AS MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MY CHILDHOOD AS A YOUNG WARRIOR! IT WAS AT OUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TRACK MEET IN PARTS UNKOWN WHERE I HAD TO FACE THE MAMMOTH, AZ! AZ WAS A WORTHY FOE, IT WAS AN HONOR TO FELL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF MY CHILDHOOD AS A YOUNG WARRIOR! IT WAS AT OUR ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TRACK MEET IN PARTS UNKOWN WHERE I HAD TO FACE THE MAMMOTH, AZ! AZ WAS A WORTHY FOE, IT WAS AN HONOR TO FELL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IN PARTS UNKNOWN WE HAVE NO DETENTION CENTERS, BUT, WE DO HAVE SWAMPS! OUR SWAMPS ARE MORE AKIN, CULTURALLY SPEAKING, TO A 'WATER PARK.' OUR YOUNG ARE FORCED TO BATTLE CARNIVOROUS REPTILES, STRANGLING VINES, AND SWARMING INSECTS! PEOPLE SHOULD ENJOY A SWAMP. THERE SHOULD BE NO FENCES!
June 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN WE HAVE NO DETENTION CENTERS, BUT, WE DO HAVE SWAMPS! OUR SWAMPS ARE MORE AKIN, CULTURALLY SPEAKING, TO A 'WATER PARK.' OUR YOUNG ARE FORCED TO BATTLE CARNIVOROUS REPTILES, STRANGLING VINES, AND SWARMING INSECTS! PEOPLE SHOULD ENJOY A SWAMP. THERE SHOULD BE NO FENCES!
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, IT IS COMMON PRACTICE TO ENTICE ONE'S LOYALIST MOB TO ELIMINATE YOUR SECOND-IN-COMMAND WHEN YOUR POWER STRUCTURE BECOMES SHAKY. THIS SHOWS ANY AND ALL LESSER BEINGS THAT, AS A LEADER, YOUR WARRIOR SPIRIT IS STRONG!!!! THAT BEING SAID, EARTHLINGS ARE FUCKING DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, IT IS COMMON PRACTICE TO ENTICE ONE'S LOYALIST MOB TO ELIMINATE YOUR SECOND-IN-COMMAND WHEN YOUR POWER STRUCTURE BECOMES SHAKY. THIS SHOWS ANY AND ALL LESSER BEINGS THAT, AS A LEADER, YOUR WARRIOR SPIRIT IS STRONG!!!! THAT BEING SAID, EARTHLINGS ARE FUCKING DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS 🫶! IT REMINDS ME OF THE HALCYON DAYS OF MY CHILDHOOD WHEN I WAS BUT A CAREFREE, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY WARRIOR SCREAMING THROUGH THE MIGHTY COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS 🫶! IT REMINDS ME OF THE HALCYON DAYS OF MY CHILDHOOD WHEN I WAS BUT A CAREFREE, HAPPY-GO-LUCKY WARRIOR SCREAMING THROUGH THE MIGHTY COSMOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CORPORATE FASCISM WAS SOO COOL GUYS! LET'S GO BACK TO THAT!
June 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
CORPORATE FASCISM WAS SOO COOL GUYS! LET'S GO BACK TO THAT!
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, RAGE-BAIT AND GLAZING IS PUNISHABLE BY UNSTOPPABLE CLOTHESLINES!!!!
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, RAGE-BAIT AND GLAZING IS PUNISHABLE BY UNSTOPPABLE CLOTHESLINES!!!!
POSTING A HATEFUL COMMENT ON THE INTERNET AND BACKTRACKING IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE THE REPLIER SEEM IRRATIONAL IS PAGE ONE OF THE INTERNET BIGOT PLAYBOOK!!!!!! THIS IS FROM THE /B/ DAYS OF TROLLING! IN PARTS UNKNOWN WARRIORS ARE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR INTERNET BULLSHIT IN THE FIELD OF COMBAT!!!!
June 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
POSTING A HATEFUL COMMENT ON THE INTERNET AND BACKTRACKING IN AN EFFORT TO MAKE THE REPLIER SEEM IRRATIONAL IS PAGE ONE OF THE INTERNET BIGOT PLAYBOOK!!!!!! THIS IS FROM THE /B/ DAYS OF TROLLING! IN PARTS UNKNOWN WARRIORS ARE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR INTERNET BULLSHIT IN THE FIELD OF COMBAT!!!!
THESE MEN ARE NOT WARRIORS! THEY ARE COWARDS!!!!!
June 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
THESE MEN ARE NOT WARRIORS! THEY ARE COWARDS!!!!!
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, THE PHRASE "POSSE COMITATUS" IS ONLY SHOUTED WHEN THE VERY STARS DECLARE THEMSELVES YOUR SWORN ENEMY!!!!!!!!
June 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, THE PHRASE "POSSE COMITATUS" IS ONLY SHOUTED WHEN THE VERY STARS DECLARE THEMSELVES YOUR SWORN ENEMY!!!!!!!!
TRUE WARRIORS DO NOT POST AI SLOP TO FURTHER THEIR AGENDAS!!!!
May 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
TRUE WARRIORS DO NOT POST AI SLOP TO FURTHER THEIR AGENDAS!!!!
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, AVENGING ONE'S WRONGED ANCESTORS IS A SALARIED POSITION WITH A PENSION!!!!!!
May 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, AVENGING ONE'S WRONGED ANCESTORS IS A SALARIED POSITION WITH A PENSION!!!!!!
A TRUE WARRIOR UNDERSTANDS THAT ANY FORCE WORTH ENFORCING IS EXCESSIVELY FORCED!!!!!
May 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
A TRUE WARRIOR UNDERSTANDS THAT ANY FORCE WORTH ENFORCING IS EXCESSIVELY FORCED!!!!!
IMAGINE DOING METER LONG RAILS OF COCAINE AND WORRYING ABOUT YOUR DIMINISHING ROI!!!!!!!! IMAGINE ONLY BEING ABLE TO PLAY THOSE CHORDS!!!!!!!!!!! IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE MINE COCAINE. Dawg.
May 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
IMAGINE DOING METER LONG RAILS OF COCAINE AND WORRYING ABOUT YOUR DIMINISHING ROI!!!!!!!! IMAGINE ONLY BEING ABLE TO PLAY THOSE CHORDS!!!!!!!!!!! IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE MINE COCAINE. Dawg.
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE STILL HAVE DICTIONARIES. THEY WEIGH 800 POUNDS. IN PARTS UNKNOWN OUR WORDS HAVE WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDITISALLMUSCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
IN PARTS UNKNOWN, WE STILL HAVE DICTIONARIES. THEY WEIGH 800 POUNDS. IN PARTS UNKNOWN OUR WORDS HAVE WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANDITISALLMUSCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!