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Danny 🦣
@alnora.bsky.social
198x | NYS | librarian and mysterious second job | 💚💙♠️ | one spoiled cat, one smelly hedgehog, and one needle-toothed dog | hmu Katya pls | alnora @ tumblr | https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/alnora | header: theninthlaw @ tumblr
I got a text from my dead girlfriend. It said "Remember where we went on our first date last month? hmu." Couldn't be - pyramid head has less screen time in the film he's actually supposed to be in? Guess I should find her? Oh shit, after this song.
CRAWLINGGGG INNNN MYYYYY SKINNNNN THES
February 1, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Don't listen to the haters pgsm, I'll always love you.

Little baby teenage me had such a crush on mew azama (makoto).
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Sometimes the url to the article/video will spoil the contents of the purposely vague header.
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
There's a Miracle Johnson joke here somewhere.
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 PM
My guess is she's a witch, at least 100 years old, posing as the aunt every few generations of the same familial bloodline to syphon energy from family or whatever's available. Some are just weapons.

I wonder why the parents didn't recover while the children did.
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I have a lot of coworkers in their 20s fretting about turning 25 or some silly age and I always tell them, look, you're a goober in your 20s and you'll still be a goober in your 30s. You're back's gonna hurt a little and your stomach goes through its villain arc, but you don't stop enjoying things.
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
omg, she listened...
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I thought zombies were more ubiquitous to RE. Honestly whenever I think of a chainsaw in a video game I think of James Sunderland going UHUHHHRHAAA with one.
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Oh shit, this big boy's coming back.
January 27, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Mushrooms/fungus *are* the ultimate in gender and sex. The binary's final form, if you will.

God I wish that were me.
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM