I got a text from my dead girlfriend. It said "Remember where we went on our first date last month? hmu." Couldn't be - pyramid head has less screen time in the film he's actually supposed to be in? Guess I should find her? Oh shit, after this song.
CRAWLINGGGG INNNN MYYYYY SKINNNNN THES

Don't listen to the haters pgsm, I'll always love you.

Little baby teenage me had such a crush on mew azama (makoto).

Sometimes the url to the article/video will spoil the contents of the purposely vague header.

There's a Miracle Johnson joke here somewhere.

My guess is she's a witch, at least 100 years old, posing as the aunt every few generations of the same familial bloodline to syphon energy from family or whatever's available. Some are just weapons.

I wonder why the parents didn't recover while the children did.

I have a lot of coworkers in their 20s fretting about turning 25 or some silly age and I always tell them, look, you're a goober in your 20s and you'll still be a goober in your 30s. You're back's gonna hurt a little and your stomach goes through its villain arc, but you don't stop enjoying things.

omg, she listened...

I thought zombies were more ubiquitous to RE. Honestly whenever I think of a chainsaw in a video game I think of James Sunderland going UHUHHHRHAAA with one.

Oh shit, this big boy's coming back.

Mushrooms/fungus *are* the ultimate in gender and sex. The binary's final form, if you will.

God I wish that were me.