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Jennifer "AlonWoof" Dehan
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Smol dark purple-haired lesbian that likes being nude~

Expect lots of nudity on this page. NSFW.

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Taken by 3 beautiful girls~
💙 @soroshi.bsky.social
💜 @clairetherabbit.bsky.social
💚 @djhowler.bsky.social
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Jennifer "AlonWoof" Dehan, I summarized your diary for today! Check the image. Good night!
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I wasn't aware the sfm side of the splatoon community is bad...?
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Because that and debating ship dynamics is IMPORTANT work as a LEFTIST.

God fucking damn I hate motherfuckers like this SO MUCH.

You do NOTHING by keeping to your stupid insular circlejerk. Stop pretending like you're at some kind of higher level of awareness.

Fucking cringe.
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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She's an "intellectual", guys.

That's why she spends all her time pretending to be a pickme to infiltrate a sontails shipping community to get a single bigot banned, throwing several trans women (me being one of them) under the bus as their special token.
December 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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The thing that killed it for me was that she fully insisted me and my friend were totally wrong for interpreting their tone in the way we did and it was entirely our fault lol...

I can't get along with someone who has their head that far up their ass. Ugh. 💀
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Oh, and they allow erotica and not visual porn, and that's cool and all for people at work, but her reasoning was that written word is a "higher form of art"... get that hierarchical shit outta here. Reminds me of people that think "rap isn't real music" and ""ain't" isn't a real word" type pricks.
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Worst part is, I was invited in, because of a mutual dislike for a rather transphobic SonTails shipper we all had problems with. But if they're gonna talk down at me then get mad at me for interpreting it as such when it clearly comes off that way, no thanks.

Maybe YALL should grow more. Fuck.
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Like naw take your weird tenderqueer tone policing psuedo-intellectual nonsense and shove it up your ugly ass.

Stop getting high on your own farts and learn to relate to a normal person without calling me an idiot and pretending like you're being nice.

Fuck off.
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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"You're reading the tone as patronizing because you're too defensive and don't like criticism of your behaviors"

"your aggressiveness makes me uncomfortable and is not productive"

"I know you can work on it and do better" 💀
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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I agreed to not use it around them but they insisted on telling me in the most condescending way ever that implied I was too socially inept to pick up what they were laying down when it was about as clear as mud even to my normie best friend. They kept talking ""intellectual"" therapist speak at me.
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I mean Yachiyo is 19 at the time of Magia Record's main story also
January 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Yeah, technically Homura would be one of the oldest magical girls if she ever aged. X3
January 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
16 seems about right. But I also kinda headcanon kyubey will target trans girls at whatever age they start hrt... but, he's aldo contracted prepubescent girls too, so puberty's not a hard rule...
January 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Hm, I coulda sworn Farewell Story took place a year prior? Or am I mistaken...?
January 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The ? is because I might make her older.

What's the oldest girl Kyubey made a contract with?
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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I'm a little conflicted. Might make it a thing where she slowly gets into nudism since she loves her new body, and her magical girl outfit makes her naked anyways.

Like, she has less insecurity about her body in itself, and more the social ramifications of it.

But she overcomes them in time.
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM