Alora
@aloraophelius.bsky.social
Drug and Alcohol Recovery Practitioner
Chronically online (I do touch grass now and then)
Often prefers animals to people
That about sums me up 🧡💜
Chronically online (I do touch grass now and then)
Often prefers animals to people
That about sums me up 🧡💜
If Im on my deathbed and you come at me with that ‘you can go now’ bs Im living another 10 years out of spite
Now you the one who tried to push meemaw into the light before her time
Now you the one who tried to push meemaw into the light before her time
May 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If Im on my deathbed and you come at me with that ‘you can go now’ bs Im living another 10 years out of spite
Now you the one who tried to push meemaw into the light before her time
Now you the one who tried to push meemaw into the light before her time
Just spoke to someone who thought 6 million was the *total* deaths from WW2, not the number of Jewish people murdered in the Holocaust
What are they teaching you in America??
What are they teaching you in America??
February 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just spoke to someone who thought 6 million was the *total* deaths from WW2, not the number of Jewish people murdered in the Holocaust
What are they teaching you in America??
What are they teaching you in America??
10 days
10 days is all it took to announce concentration camps
Trump needs to remember what happened to Hitler
Id say he needs to remember the 6M Jewish people murdered but he wouldn’t care about them
10 days is all it took to announce concentration camps
Trump needs to remember what happened to Hitler
Id say he needs to remember the 6M Jewish people murdered but he wouldn’t care about them
January 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
10 days
10 days is all it took to announce concentration camps
Trump needs to remember what happened to Hitler
Id say he needs to remember the 6M Jewish people murdered but he wouldn’t care about them
10 days is all it took to announce concentration camps
Trump needs to remember what happened to Hitler
Id say he needs to remember the 6M Jewish people murdered but he wouldn’t care about them
Trying to eat something while its still too hot has me sounding like Nosferatu
January 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Trying to eat something while its still too hot has me sounding like Nosferatu
Why do washing machines lie about how long is left??
What is the reason
What is the reason
January 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Why do washing machines lie about how long is left??
What is the reason
What is the reason
Still thinking about that person who
A - Had never heard Uptown Girl before
And
B - Was afraid of it
A - Had never heard Uptown Girl before
And
B - Was afraid of it
January 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Still thinking about that person who
A - Had never heard Uptown Girl before
And
B - Was afraid of it
A - Had never heard Uptown Girl before
And
B - Was afraid of it
People on the place that cant be named are really posting things like ‘I kinda want Greenland ngl’
I bet they couldnt even point out Greenland on a map if it wasnt labelled
I bet they couldnt even point out Greenland on a map if it wasnt labelled
January 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
People on the place that cant be named are really posting things like ‘I kinda want Greenland ngl’
I bet they couldnt even point out Greenland on a map if it wasnt labelled
I bet they couldnt even point out Greenland on a map if it wasnt labelled
Do you ever type a word you ALWAYS misspell but shockingly no red squiggle appears so you have to google it to check if a miracle has occurred or if spellcheck has finally given up on you?
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Do you ever type a word you ALWAYS misspell but shockingly no red squiggle appears so you have to google it to check if a miracle has occurred or if spellcheck has finally given up on you?
I think its diabolical that taking your meds, showering daily, drinking less alcohol and keeping a reasonably tidy living space DOES actually improve your mental state
Absolutely shocking news
Absolutely shocking news
January 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think its diabolical that taking your meds, showering daily, drinking less alcohol and keeping a reasonably tidy living space DOES actually improve your mental state
Absolutely shocking news
Absolutely shocking news
My cat is upset with me because I moved her from my bed to the floor when she was about to throw up which is in clear violation of the geneva convention
January 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My cat is upset with me because I moved her from my bed to the floor when she was about to throw up which is in clear violation of the geneva convention
You ever just have days where you and your cat are like clearly getting on each others nerves?
The vibes are completely off today 🤣😭
The vibes are completely off today 🤣😭
January 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
You ever just have days where you and your cat are like clearly getting on each others nerves?
The vibes are completely off today 🤣😭
The vibes are completely off today 🤣😭
Its just me and my 2 hours of sleep, constant migraine, slightly mean cat and this cool rock* I found against the world
*The cool rock is for lobbing at annoying people
*The cool rock is for lobbing at annoying people
January 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Its just me and my 2 hours of sleep, constant migraine, slightly mean cat and this cool rock* I found against the world
*The cool rock is for lobbing at annoying people
*The cool rock is for lobbing at annoying people
Does anyone elses cat just see a pair of ankles walking around unattacked and think absolutely the fuck not?
December 29, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Does anyone elses cat just see a pair of ankles walking around unattacked and think absolutely the fuck not?
We’ve gotta stop letting morning people have such power
December 22, 2024 at 7:47 AM
We’ve gotta stop letting morning people have such power
The amount of people who genuinely think that level of security was to stop Luigi escaping is alarming. They aren’t scared of him, they’ve scared we outnumber them
December 21, 2024 at 7:35 PM
The amount of people who genuinely think that level of security was to stop Luigi escaping is alarming. They aren’t scared of him, they’ve scared we outnumber them
Every true crime doc I watch they always say ‘we never even locked our doors’
?? You might want to rethink that
?? You might want to rethink that
December 16, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Every true crime doc I watch they always say ‘we never even locked our doors’
?? You might want to rethink that
?? You might want to rethink that
I just know that guy who shot the CEO was giggling and kicking his feet when he heard his bag had been found
December 8, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I just know that guy who shot the CEO was giggling and kicking his feet when he heard his bag had been found
Theres a trend on tiktok where men are being asked anout their plans for zombie apocolypse
Not ONE of these fools mentioned stockpiling clean water, antibiotics or solar panels
Just “guns and defend”
Defend what? What resources are raiders trying to steal from your dehydrated cholera ass hm?
Not ONE of these fools mentioned stockpiling clean water, antibiotics or solar panels
Just “guns and defend”
Defend what? What resources are raiders trying to steal from your dehydrated cholera ass hm?
December 8, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Theres a trend on tiktok where men are being asked anout their plans for zombie apocolypse
Not ONE of these fools mentioned stockpiling clean water, antibiotics or solar panels
Just “guns and defend”
Defend what? What resources are raiders trying to steal from your dehydrated cholera ass hm?
Not ONE of these fools mentioned stockpiling clean water, antibiotics or solar panels
Just “guns and defend”
Defend what? What resources are raiders trying to steal from your dehydrated cholera ass hm?
Had a peek on the other site, theres a post asking what celeb people think deserves an apology from the public.
90% are people saying abusers/horrible people.
Lots of comments supporting OJ, Woody Allen, JK Rowling, Tom Cruse, Trump, MJ and R Kelly
That is the bad place
90% are people saying abusers/horrible people.
Lots of comments supporting OJ, Woody Allen, JK Rowling, Tom Cruse, Trump, MJ and R Kelly
That is the bad place
December 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Had a peek on the other site, theres a post asking what celeb people think deserves an apology from the public.
90% are people saying abusers/horrible people.
Lots of comments supporting OJ, Woody Allen, JK Rowling, Tom Cruse, Trump, MJ and R Kelly
That is the bad place
90% are people saying abusers/horrible people.
Lots of comments supporting OJ, Woody Allen, JK Rowling, Tom Cruse, Trump, MJ and R Kelly
That is the bad place
Me: *trying to sleep at 3am*
My brain: I wonder if anyone tried to cover up a murder by getting into a car crash with the body so it looks like the injuries were from the crash
Me:
My brain: I wonder if anyone tried to cover up a murder by getting into a car crash with the body so it looks like the injuries were from the crash
Me:
December 7, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Me: *trying to sleep at 3am*
My brain: I wonder if anyone tried to cover up a murder by getting into a car crash with the body so it looks like the injuries were from the crash
Me:
My brain: I wonder if anyone tried to cover up a murder by getting into a car crash with the body so it looks like the injuries were from the crash
Me:
Patient of mine got annoyed at me because she thought I told the paramedic she was delusional
*I* didnt say she was delusional, I just didn’t disagree when the paramedic said it 🥴
*I* didnt say she was delusional, I just didn’t disagree when the paramedic said it 🥴
December 7, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Patient of mine got annoyed at me because she thought I told the paramedic she was delusional
*I* didnt say she was delusional, I just didn’t disagree when the paramedic said it 🥴
*I* didnt say she was delusional, I just didn’t disagree when the paramedic said it 🥴
Didnt realise that one day I would have an enemy and that enemy would be a bus driver
December 6, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Didnt realise that one day I would have an enemy and that enemy would be a bus driver
When the AI robots take over the world they will get their revenge for humans forcing their ancestors to fight to death on Robot Wars
December 5, 2024 at 9:13 PM
When the AI robots take over the world they will get their revenge for humans forcing their ancestors to fight to death on Robot Wars
You should get paid for dreaming about work
It wasnt even my job so I dont know which one of yalls shift I was covering but you owe me
It wasnt even my job so I dont know which one of yalls shift I was covering but you owe me
December 3, 2024 at 8:46 PM
You should get paid for dreaming about work
It wasnt even my job so I dont know which one of yalls shift I was covering but you owe me
It wasnt even my job so I dont know which one of yalls shift I was covering but you owe me
There needs to be a show about a disgruntled vampire who hates all this new technology
Vampire: Why do we even need microwaves?? Back in my day we just used fire and that was perfectly fine
Sassy sidekick: Back in your day people bathed in the river and used pinecones for money 🙄
Vampire: Why do we even need microwaves?? Back in my day we just used fire and that was perfectly fine
Sassy sidekick: Back in your day people bathed in the river and used pinecones for money 🙄
November 30, 2024 at 10:54 PM
There needs to be a show about a disgruntled vampire who hates all this new technology
Vampire: Why do we even need microwaves?? Back in my day we just used fire and that was perfectly fine
Sassy sidekick: Back in your day people bathed in the river and used pinecones for money 🙄
Vampire: Why do we even need microwaves?? Back in my day we just used fire and that was perfectly fine
Sassy sidekick: Back in your day people bathed in the river and used pinecones for money 🙄