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Aloysius the Band
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always an aloysius, sometimes a band. cosmic indie bedroom folk, freelance psychopomp, anti goon squad

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Damn, this guy is in rough shape. When you have the narcissistic personality of a TV showman and an infinite budget for aesthetic fixes, and this is the best you can do? There’s a dude in a cowl with a scythe hovering JUST out of frame here
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 PM
IMHO the pathetic spectacle of Big Boy throwing harmless Saf-Smoke into the wind while yelling “gas is coming!” is somehow even more on brand for these guys.
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM
A pic I saw on IG seems to show that at least some of it is "Pocket Tactical Green Smoke" aka harmless theater shit
www.defense-technology.com/product/tact...
Tactical Smoke Grenade, Green - Defense Technology
The Pocket Tactical Saf-Smoke™ Green Smoke Grenade is a small, lightweight device. Though it is slightly over four inches in length, it produces a green smoke cloud so fast it appears to be an envelop...
www.defense-technology.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:29 AM
There’s not meeting the moment, there’s burying your head in the sand and saying “what moment?”, and then there’s another, theater-of-the-absurd Beckettian anti-moment thing, which is whatever this is.
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 AM
No rest(rooms) for the wicked
January 22, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Criminal tribunal could help show him
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM
The only way you’re doing that with cameras rolling is either you think you’re never going to have to answer for it, or your actual job is to incite a riot.
January 22, 2026 at 2:01 AM
These guys still clinically incapable of knowing which way the wind blows is a slim silver lining amid the terror
U.S. Customs and Border Patrol Cmdr. Greg Bovino is seen deploying a gas canister at Mueller Park in south Minneapolis this afternoon.

Video by Ben Luhmann.
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
It just seems a lot more likely to me that it’s some other thing and it’s all for the theater. Then again they repeatedly demonstrate high levels of both cruelty and stupidity, so, jury is out
January 22, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I’ve seen some ppl saying the green gas is HCE which is dangerous as hell but I somehow doubt they’d throw that into the wind at themselves, idk maybe they are really that dumb though
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
There were basically no violent criminal human traffickers in Minnesota until very recently. Now there are about 3000.
January 22, 2026 at 1:13 AM