Alex Martynwood
@alpenm.bsky.social
ATLAS Physicist, miniature painter and tired parent...
I wanted Óðr...
Can't think why it was vetoed...
Can't think why it was vetoed...
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I wanted Óðr...
Can't think why it was vetoed...
Can't think why it was vetoed...
Ohhhh god... How I miss a Mancunian Rusholme/student corridor kebab/wrap in a full naan bread...
Or a chip naan: Chips/salad/sauces in a naan...
Perfect hangover preventer filling your stomach with enough starch to absorb your like 5 drinks :P
Or a chip naan: Chips/salad/sauces in a naan...
Perfect hangover preventer filling your stomach with enough starch to absorb your like 5 drinks :P
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Ohhhh god... How I miss a Mancunian Rusholme/student corridor kebab/wrap in a full naan bread...
Or a chip naan: Chips/salad/sauces in a naan...
Perfect hangover preventer filling your stomach with enough starch to absorb your like 5 drinks :P
Or a chip naan: Chips/salad/sauces in a naan...
Perfect hangover preventer filling your stomach with enough starch to absorb your like 5 drinks :P
It still pops into my head every so often...
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It still pops into my head every so often...
It's a wild ride...
And an insight into what people who don't do graphs see/don't see when they see a graph...
And an insight into what people who don't do graphs see/don't see when they see a graph...
January 27, 2026 at 11:50 AM
It's a wild ride...
And an insight into what people who don't do graphs see/don't see when they see a graph...
And an insight into what people who don't do graphs see/don't see when they see a graph...
I can say when I last moved... The estate agents camera person worked wonders and made our flat look lush, if somewhat etherial/floaty...
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I can say when I last moved... The estate agents camera person worked wonders and made our flat look lush, if somewhat etherial/floaty...
I once went to see the original Swedish "Let the Right One In" as a date night. Excellent film!
Somewhat ruined by seeing the "Version Original" whilst living in Switzerland. Usually this meant English movies with French/German subtitles. Swedish with French/German... I speak none of those fluently.
Somewhat ruined by seeing the "Version Original" whilst living in Switzerland. Usually this meant English movies with French/German subtitles. Swedish with French/German... I speak none of those fluently.
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 PM
I once went to see the original Swedish "Let the Right One In" as a date night. Excellent film!
Somewhat ruined by seeing the "Version Original" whilst living in Switzerland. Usually this meant English movies with French/German subtitles. Swedish with French/German... I speak none of those fluently.
Somewhat ruined by seeing the "Version Original" whilst living in Switzerland. Usually this meant English movies with French/German subtitles. Swedish with French/German... I speak none of those fluently.
Particle physics has penguin diagrams... Slightly more convoluted... And conceived to win a bet whilst stoned...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin...
Penguin diagram - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 25, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Particle physics has penguin diagrams... Slightly more convoluted... And conceived to win a bet whilst stoned...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penguin...
Testify!
Rage Against The Machine - Testify (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by RATMVEVO
youtu.be
January 23, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Testify!
See dinosaurs cool...
"Being ruled by lizard people" conspiracy tin hat nonsense...
"Being ruled by actual dinosaur people", cool...
"Being ruled by lizard people" conspiracy tin hat nonsense...
"Being ruled by actual dinosaur people", cool...
January 23, 2026 at 6:13 PM
See dinosaurs cool...
"Being ruled by lizard people" conspiracy tin hat nonsense...
"Being ruled by actual dinosaur people", cool...
"Being ruled by lizard people" conspiracy tin hat nonsense...
"Being ruled by actual dinosaur people", cool...
I mean, there's no arguing with dinosaurs... Dinosaurs are eternally cool...
January 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I mean, there's no arguing with dinosaurs... Dinosaurs are eternally cool...
That the Corpse Emperor's life is maintained by burning through the lives of thousands of subjects per day?
a skeleton is sitting on a throne with the words " laments uncontrollably " above him
ALT: a skeleton is sitting on a throne with the words " laments uncontrollably " above him
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 6:50 AM
That the Corpse Emperor's life is maintained by burning through the lives of thousands of subjects per day?
To people in a country that predominantly speaks German...
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
To people in a country that predominantly speaks German...
My partner thinks that the Ed Stones were the turning point into the bad timeline... She thinks things were fine till then, then... Boom
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 AM
My partner thinks that the Ed Stones were the turning point into the bad timeline... She thinks things were fine till then, then... Boom
But then he'll eat one sandwich and someone will take a photo and... The dumb media will do their assassination thing... Such a missed opportunity :(
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
But then he'll eat one sandwich and someone will take a photo and... The dumb media will do their assassination thing... Such a missed opportunity :(
Everything since the repulsion of the initial "special operation" force has been in miracle territory... But where they are now is solid defensive force Vs a larger (manpower) force... If lacking the kick needed to expunge the Russians.
January 19, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Everything since the repulsion of the initial "special operation" force has been in miracle territory... But where they are now is solid defensive force Vs a larger (manpower) force... If lacking the kick needed to expunge the Russians.
Think Ukraine...
There was/is a lot of needs must, make doing on the Ukrainian side there.
There was/is a lot of needs must, make doing on the Ukrainian side there.
January 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Think Ukraine...
There was/is a lot of needs must, make doing on the Ukrainian side there.
There was/is a lot of needs must, make doing on the Ukrainian side there.
We're revoking the USAs independence... The experiment has gone on long enough...
January 19, 2026 at 9:06 AM
We're revoking the USAs independence... The experiment has gone on long enough...
Just American Idiot on repeat...
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Just American Idiot on repeat...
Never check the GW receipts...
NEVER!
You should never know how much is in that grey pile of shame... For your own sanity!
NEVER!
You should never know how much is in that grey pile of shame... For your own sanity!
January 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Never check the GW receipts...
NEVER!
You should never know how much is in that grey pile of shame... For your own sanity!
NEVER!
You should never know how much is in that grey pile of shame... For your own sanity!
We live on a collection of cold damp islands... It's the perfect cuisine for our climate.
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
We live on a collection of cold damp islands... It's the perfect cuisine for our climate.
All hail the Omnissiah!
a group of people are standing in a dark room with smoke coming out of the walls
ALT: a group of people are standing in a dark room with smoke coming out of the walls
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
All hail the Omnissiah!
