Alphaamino
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Yeah but who gives a shit what the Evil Economists Of Caucasia think
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Yeah but who gives a shit what the Evil Economists Of Caucasia think
Commander Keen sequel when
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Commander Keen sequel when
Maybe one day we'll learn how to nominate great candidates, but a blue dog and a prosecutor with a blind spot for Israeli apartheid are Not It
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Maybe one day we'll learn how to nominate great candidates, but a blue dog and a prosecutor with a blind spot for Israeli apartheid are Not It
Y'all eating gently dehydrated white bread or what
January 24, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Y'all eating gently dehydrated white bread or what
Your Personal Shit-Ass Gremlin What Fucks Up All the Time
January 23, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Your Personal Shit-Ass Gremlin What Fucks Up All the Time
Maybe sending Bill Clinton to Dearborn to tell its Muslim population that Jews deserved Palestine more than their ancestors was A Bad Choice a week before the general election, huh
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Maybe sending Bill Clinton to Dearborn to tell its Muslim population that Jews deserved Palestine more than their ancestors was A Bad Choice a week before the general election, huh
Same sugar content as a brioche or croissant, which is what the irish court was coming after: bread staples in Ireland have to be at most 2% sugar to not be taxable imports, but Subway bread falls under the "fancy baked goods" category, which does get VAT taxed.
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Same sugar content as a brioche or croissant, which is what the irish court was coming after: bread staples in Ireland have to be at most 2% sugar to not be taxable imports, but Subway bread falls under the "fancy baked goods" category, which does get VAT taxed.
We're about three days before finding out the officer's internal injuries were self-inflicted
January 18, 2026 at 2:36 AM
We're about three days before finding out the officer's internal injuries were self-inflicted
Here's hoping Minnesota acts to intervene if Trump continues
January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Here's hoping Minnesota acts to intervene if Trump continues
Any politician who recommends the use of land mines should have their leg amputated
January 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Any politician who recommends the use of land mines should have their leg amputated
I believe that's called a Yawl-cum-Barque now, y'hear?
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I believe that's called a Yawl-cum-Barque now, y'hear?
Will the discovery phase of the investigation require access to the unredacted epstein files
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Will the discovery phase of the investigation require access to the unredacted epstein files
Don't listen to the haters, pasta is best when you can lift it off the plate and eat it like a chocolate bar
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Don't listen to the haters, pasta is best when you can lift it off the plate and eat it like a chocolate bar
The ol' sniper rifle in the clocktower problem
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The ol' sniper rifle in the clocktower problem
He should show evidence that the 2024 election was stolen, now that would be lovely
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
He should show evidence that the 2024 election was stolen, now that would be lovely
The government of Israel uses weapons designed to cause large-scale, indiscriminate casualties in an attempt to terrorize and genocide Palestinians.
Palestinians open a clothing shop with Hitler mannequins in the middle of the world's largest open-air prison.
Wild that you side with the former.
Palestinians open a clothing shop with Hitler mannequins in the middle of the world's largest open-air prison.
Wild that you side with the former.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
The government of Israel uses weapons designed to cause large-scale, indiscriminate casualties in an attempt to terrorize and genocide Palestinians.
Palestinians open a clothing shop with Hitler mannequins in the middle of the world's largest open-air prison.
Wild that you side with the former.
Palestinians open a clothing shop with Hitler mannequins in the middle of the world's largest open-air prison.
Wild that you side with the former.
If I give a billion dollars wirth of WMDs to a nazi, can i then pretend innocence when the nazi uses that arsenal to commit a genocide
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
If I give a billion dollars wirth of WMDs to a nazi, can i then pretend innocence when the nazi uses that arsenal to commit a genocide
He was the harbinger, dipshit
January 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
He was the harbinger, dipshit
Well, and the seemingly intentional attempt to speed up global warming
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Well, and the seemingly intentional attempt to speed up global warming
Literally just the bit from austin powers where Mustafa can't stand being asked the same thing three times in a row
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Literally just the bit from austin powers where Mustafa can't stand being asked the same thing three times in a row
Hell yeah shallot rings
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Hell yeah shallot rings
Also, "dark matter and dark energy are literally just placeholders for behaviors we can't explain about our universe"
"Babies benefit from getting baptised in their mom's poop at birth"
"The largest single organism on Earth is an aspen tree in Utah"
"Duck genital evolution is a warzone"
"Babies benefit from getting baptised in their mom's poop at birth"
"The largest single organism on Earth is an aspen tree in Utah"
"Duck genital evolution is a warzone"
December 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Also, "dark matter and dark energy are literally just placeholders for behaviors we can't explain about our universe"
"Babies benefit from getting baptised in their mom's poop at birth"
"The largest single organism on Earth is an aspen tree in Utah"
"Duck genital evolution is a warzone"
"Babies benefit from getting baptised in their mom's poop at birth"
"The largest single organism on Earth is an aspen tree in Utah"
"Duck genital evolution is a warzone"
"when you get matter cold enough it starts to act like one big particle"
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
"when you get matter cold enough it starts to act like one big particle"
Actually it says Trump has a stomach full of horse semen.
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Actually it says Trump has a stomach full of horse semen.