Charles R. Mousseau
@alphalackey.bsky.social
Gambling-industry polymath, NHL hockey fan (Go Jets Go!); poker, chess, pro wrestling; massive Gunther mark (#GuntherStruck); dipsomaniac; anti-racialist; he/him.
I'd like to say it succeeded in smoothing things over, but it DID break the tension at the very least :P
December 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'd like to say it succeeded in smoothing things over, but it DID break the tension at the very least :P
*GG voice* "A computer! just took your job!"
In this case, it was the wife stubbing her toe on a bedroom obstruction she constantly tells me to stop whining about stubbing my toe on. After ten seconds of silent staredown, I deployed my best Victor Newman (".. well, I'll be damned!") and yeah.
In this case, it was the wife stubbing her toe on a bedroom obstruction she constantly tells me to stop whining about stubbing my toe on. After ten seconds of silent staredown, I deployed my best Victor Newman (".. well, I'll be damned!") and yeah.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
*GG voice* "A computer! just took your job!"
In this case, it was the wife stubbing her toe on a bedroom obstruction she constantly tells me to stop whining about stubbing my toe on. After ten seconds of silent staredown, I deployed my best Victor Newman (".. well, I'll be damned!") and yeah.
In this case, it was the wife stubbing her toe on a bedroom obstruction she constantly tells me to stop whining about stubbing my toe on. After ten seconds of silent staredown, I deployed my best Victor Newman (".. well, I'll be damned!") and yeah.
Every now and then, when my old friends get together for poker, and one of the more logical players throws away $0.50 in the belief that one of the unbluffable players might possibly be bluffed off a pot for the first time in years, I'll often commentate the showdown with my own best Gilbert voice:
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Every now and then, when my old friends get together for poker, and one of the more logical players throws away $0.50 in the belief that one of the unbluffable players might possibly be bluffed off a pot for the first time in years, I'll often commentate the showdown with my own best Gilbert voice:
Related: there is no moment of spousal tension that can't be broken with a well-timed impression.
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Related: there is no moment of spousal tension that can't be broken with a well-timed impression.
Looks like you got them from your favourite store in the Citadel!
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Looks like you got them from your favourite store in the Citadel!
How quickly the hypocrites change their tunes.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
How quickly the hypocrites change their tunes.
I’d definitely argue that women and men harken to different KINDS of video games, but yeah, if you play video games, you’re a gamer, and that’s that; the dictionary is pretty clear on that point ;)
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’d definitely argue that women and men harken to different KINDS of video games, but yeah, if you play video games, you’re a gamer, and that’s that; the dictionary is pretty clear on that point ;)
I remember once criticizing Obama’s oratory skills because I was comparing him to the great speakers like Kennedy and Nixon.
I promise you, I will never, *ever* do that again.
I promise you, I will never, *ever* do that again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I remember once criticizing Obama’s oratory skills because I was comparing him to the great speakers like Kennedy and Nixon.
I promise you, I will never, *ever* do that again.
I promise you, I will never, *ever* do that again.
I could tell I genuinely offended her by suggesting her poker face had a certain “it looks could kill” quality. But she is all business and I for one love it.
And the way she bets? No Hollywood frippery. 7,500 to call? Stacks up one 5,000 two 1,000 one 500, fires them ahead as if from a piston.
And the way she bets? No Hollywood frippery. 7,500 to call? Stacks up one 5,000 two 1,000 one 500, fires them ahead as if from a piston.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I could tell I genuinely offended her by suggesting her poker face had a certain “it looks could kill” quality. But she is all business and I for one love it.
And the way she bets? No Hollywood frippery. 7,500 to call? Stacks up one 5,000 two 1,000 one 500, fires them ahead as if from a piston.
And the way she bets? No Hollywood frippery. 7,500 to call? Stacks up one 5,000 two 1,000 one 500, fires them ahead as if from a piston.
There is a woman of a grandmotherly age in our local poker community. Absolutely sweet and lovely woman, always with a smile in passing or a story at the bar during break times.
But when the clock starts up again? She's got a face so intense, she could make medicine sick.
But when the clock starts up again? She's got a face so intense, she could make medicine sick.
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
There is a woman of a grandmotherly age in our local poker community. Absolutely sweet and lovely woman, always with a smile in passing or a story at the bar during break times.
But when the clock starts up again? She's got a face so intense, she could make medicine sick.
But when the clock starts up again? She's got a face so intense, she could make medicine sick.
Between this post and your “sex matters to Quakers” post, I’ve let the good lady know she’s off the hook for tonight.
She sends her thanks.
She sends her thanks.
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Between this post and your “sex matters to Quakers” post, I’ve let the good lady know she’s off the hook for tonight.
She sends her thanks.
She sends her thanks.
If he were the last casino dealer at the last blackjack table in the world, I’d go out and sign the pledge, if you follow.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
If he were the last casino dealer at the last blackjack table in the world, I’d go out and sign the pledge, if you follow.
It’s being remade?
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It’s being remade?
It’s the only mainline RE game I haven’t played through to a finish and I really don’t think I ever will.
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It’s the only mainline RE game I haven’t played through to a finish and I really don’t think I ever will.
I have been blessed to be well off enough in life that I have all the knick-knacks and tchotchkes I could use. What I don't have so much of is time. And a half hour zoom call where you pretend my tired old jokes are still funny, and my catch phrases are still witty, would mean immeasurably more.
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have been blessed to be well off enough in life that I have all the knick-knacks and tchotchkes I could use. What I don't have so much of is time. And a half hour zoom call where you pretend my tired old jokes are still funny, and my catch phrases are still witty, would mean immeasurably more.
While I completely understand and appreciate your roasting of this dystopian take from Fox News, I can say that as a man almost "of a grandfatherly age", if I had grandchildren and I knew money was tight for them, I wouldn't want them to spend a cent on a gift. Just stop by for a visit :)
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
While I completely understand and appreciate your roasting of this dystopian take from Fox News, I can say that as a man almost "of a grandfatherly age", if I had grandchildren and I knew money was tight for them, I wouldn't want them to spend a cent on a gift. Just stop by for a visit :)
Of course, there may be some issue of the optics, of a grown man being 'in congress' with a significantly younger woman, but nothing illegal was done and the facts absolutely exonerated them.
And as a great President once said, he welcomed that kind of examination :)
And as a great President once said, he welcomed that kind of examination :)
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Of course, there may be some issue of the optics, of a grown man being 'in congress' with a significantly younger woman, but nothing illegal was done and the facts absolutely exonerated them.
And as a great President once said, he welcomed that kind of examination :)
And as a great President once said, he welcomed that kind of examination :)
Once, a woman tried to blackmail legendary hockey player Jaromir Jagr. She took, uh, post-coital pictures of the two of them, and she threatened to release them unless he paid up.
As he was single, and she was an adult who consented freely to sex with him, he simply leaked the photos himself. ->
As he was single, and she was an adult who consented freely to sex with him, he simply leaked the photos himself. ->
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Once, a woman tried to blackmail legendary hockey player Jaromir Jagr. She took, uh, post-coital pictures of the two of them, and she threatened to release them unless he paid up.
As he was single, and she was an adult who consented freely to sex with him, he simply leaked the photos himself. ->
As he was single, and she was an adult who consented freely to sex with him, he simply leaked the photos himself. ->
Do a recount on the TP supply.
November 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Do a recount on the TP supply.
I would be at peace with him resigning peacefully, as long as they changed the locks right after he left, and they had someone follow him home.
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I would be at peace with him resigning peacefully, as long as they changed the locks right after he left, and they had someone follow him home.
I’ll ask you plainly, Mr. President; will this be what finally does him in?
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’ll ask you plainly, Mr. President; will this be what finally does him in?
Of course they deserve to eat. They can pack a bag lunch and no one will stop them. And last time I checked, "is a member of ICE" is not a protected category for equal accommodation laws.
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Of course they deserve to eat. They can pack a bag lunch and no one will stop them. And last time I checked, "is a member of ICE" is not a protected category for equal accommodation laws.
The rockets go up -- who cares WHERE they come down?
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The rockets go up -- who cares WHERE they come down?
IDGAF if she's doing it to win a bar bet. We all know how Trump treats women and we know how he treats people who defy him; MTG is willing to be both to take a stand, I'm willing to give her the "second-best time is now" benefit of the doubt at least long enough to judge her next actions by that.
November 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
IDGAF if she's doing it to win a bar bet. We all know how Trump treats women and we know how he treats people who defy him; MTG is willing to be both to take a stand, I'm willing to give her the "second-best time is now" benefit of the doubt at least long enough to judge her next actions by that.