Alpha Prime
@alphaprimeactual.bsky.social
I am the everlasting know-it-all, the ultimate overseer and demiurge of FTLFW. Visit my webzone https://ftlfw.net/
Donate to my KO-FI https://ko-fi.com/ftlfw
Streams at https://www.twitch.tv/depressedcontrollerdads
1996 | Taken | Minors & Noisebads DNI
Donate to my KO-FI https://ko-fi.com/ftlfw
Streams at https://www.twitch.tv/depressedcontrollerdads
1996 | Taken | Minors & Noisebads DNI
I have recently been made aware that GTA 6 is a multibillion dolllar boondoggle that may not even manifest and will probably just be a crummy live service game anyway.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I have recently been made aware that GTA 6 is a multibillion dolllar boondoggle that may not even manifest and will probably just be a crummy live service game anyway.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
Most *movies* barely even break the million dollar budget range.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
How
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
How
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
Why
What
The hell do you even do in the game
Is it like, the game of life with a different coat of paint? Is it one o them board games with a little plastic house that you build? is it a party game where everyone speaks simlish and pretends to forget how toilets work?
#nokings ?? what did the king from youtube poop do
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
#nokings ?? what did the king from youtube poop do
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
I've been on an observatory mission to Alpha Centauri since 2009, what the fuck happened, why is the president a guy from TV
I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee.
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I'm stayin'. I'm finishing my coffee.
I doubt I could choose just one, but Metroplex is pretty neat. Shoutouts to other Transfans in the thread
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I doubt I could choose just one, but Metroplex is pretty neat. Shoutouts to other Transfans in the thread
I've mostly been using this to ping people about the stream and to send insane driltweets into the aether, but my website is there too. Sub to its RSS feed if you haven't, that's the best way to get news on it. There've been like three new comics since I posted about that broken motherboard. Heres 1
September 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I've mostly been using this to ping people about the stream and to send insane driltweets into the aether, but my website is there too. Sub to its RSS feed if you haven't, that's the best way to get news on it. There've been like three new comics since I posted about that broken motherboard. Heres 1
do you think the pig that made a house out of wood also had a computer made of wood
August 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
do you think the pig that made a house out of wood also had a computer made of wood
It stands for ASS
The higher the budget, the longer you have to draw out the A in the word. Triple A games are all terrible, and require a deep gutteral enunciation. AYYYYYSSSSSS
The higher the budget, the longer you have to draw out the A in the word. Triple A games are all terrible, and require a deep gutteral enunciation. AYYYYYSSSSSS
August 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It stands for ASS
The higher the budget, the longer you have to draw out the A in the word. Triple A games are all terrible, and require a deep gutteral enunciation. AYYYYYSSSSSS
The higher the budget, the longer you have to draw out the A in the word. Triple A games are all terrible, and require a deep gutteral enunciation. AYYYYYSSSSSS
righty-o. Sorry to bother. Here's a fresh egg for taking the time
July 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
righty-o. Sorry to bother. Here's a fresh egg for taking the time
Awoke from nightmare. Family had bought nonrefundable tickets to see "It's Pat" in theaters.
I used to have nightmares about shit like ghouls and shadow monsters and the world exploding... But that which is not dead can eternal hat, and in strange aeons, even Death may Pat
I used to have nightmares about shit like ghouls and shadow monsters and the world exploding... But that which is not dead can eternal hat, and in strange aeons, even Death may Pat
July 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Awoke from nightmare. Family had bought nonrefundable tickets to see "It's Pat" in theaters.
I used to have nightmares about shit like ghouls and shadow monsters and the world exploding... But that which is not dead can eternal hat, and in strange aeons, even Death may Pat
I used to have nightmares about shit like ghouls and shadow monsters and the world exploding... But that which is not dead can eternal hat, and in strange aeons, even Death may Pat
still a few minutes left for #makeaterriblecomicday2025 in my timezone
June 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
still a few minutes left for #makeaterriblecomicday2025 in my timezone
Remember that it is your civic duty to liberally apply a blowtorch to the nearest YouTube Play Button Award you see. Destroy it with impunity. Recycle the aluminum waste. It is worth less than garbage. Picture related, it is my Zen Guru
April 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Remember that it is your civic duty to liberally apply a blowtorch to the nearest YouTube Play Button Award you see. Destroy it with impunity. Recycle the aluminum waste. It is worth less than garbage. Picture related, it is my Zen Guru
final fantasy xiii is one of the video games of time
March 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
final fantasy xiii is one of the video games of time
if your Stellaris loading screens don't look like this, you did something wrong and need to reinstall the game
March 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
if your Stellaris loading screens don't look like this, you did something wrong and need to reinstall the game
juggalo valhalla
March 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
juggalo valhalla
March 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
