so it wasn't that these dingdongs were spending thousands upon thousands of human hours carefully redacting to deflect guilt and blame but still seem legitimate...they were just trying figure out how to draw big black boxes on PDFs?

the Blood Boy tell-alls are gonna be wild

I'm pretty impressed that he found a way to make it even more wrong in his explanation, honestly

Finally, someone has architected my dream home where every door slams into a hallway wall and/or another door

turns out that this whole thing is the metastasis of the "you are what you eat" principle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCAp...

potentially hopium, but it's starting to feel like this now www.youtube.com/watch?v=emeb...

that pic should have come with a content warning 👀 😅

looks like some horrifically stressed-out intern was emergency deployed to Hobby Lobby this morning

the single "woo" is the funniest thing that could have happened in that moment aside from hear an actual cricket or light breeze wafting through

"We've decided to ask no further questions about the **ROSIE O'DONNELL MADE ME DO IT** inscription"

weaponized karen-ism over the most horrifically mundane....yep you got it.