Al "Destructive" Roker
@alroker.bsky.social
I'll also call you "minion" and "wretched scum" when I take over this pathetic planet.
#BewareOfRoker
#BewareOfRoker
March 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'll also call you "minion" and "wretched scum" when I take over this pathetic planet.
#BewareOfRoker
#BewareOfRoker
Never underestimate me.
March 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Never underestimate me.
This group is a farce. No hurricane or natural disaster could possibly match the incoming assimilation I have for this pathetic planet.
Beware of Roker.
Beware of Roker.
March 13, 2025 at 8:13 AM
This group is a farce. No hurricane or natural disaster could possibly match the incoming assimilation I have for this pathetic planet.
Beware of Roker.
Beware of Roker.
The NOAA actually stands for the New-found Overarching Assimilation of Al, a pathetic group trying to brainwash me into giving up my global conquest, though they don't know that I am inevitable.
Beware of Roker.
Beware of Roker.
March 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The NOAA actually stands for the New-found Overarching Assimilation of Al, a pathetic group trying to brainwash me into giving up my global conquest, though they don't know that I am inevitable.
Beware of Roker.
Beware of Roker.
The similarity they all have is that none of them will be as devastating as the incoming Storm Of Roker. No one can hide.
February 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The similarity they all have is that none of them will be as devastating as the incoming Storm Of Roker. No one can hide.
January 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
January 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The only turn happening is my inevitable takeover of this pathetic world.
January 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The only turn happening is my inevitable takeover of this pathetic world.
No fallout shelter can save you from the Destruction of Roker.
December 1, 2024 at 9:53 PM
No fallout shelter can save you from the Destruction of Roker.
Servers will be the least of your issues when the universe finally becomes mine.
November 28, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Servers will be the least of your issues when the universe finally becomes mine.
It is too late, too late for your mortal soul.
Beware of Roker.
Beware of Roker.
November 28, 2024 at 3:43 PM
It is too late, too late for your mortal soul.
Beware of Roker.
Beware of Roker.
It's practice for when I rain down the fire of Hell on this puny weak planet.
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
It's practice for when I rain down the fire of Hell on this puny weak planet.
They're afraid of my raw power.
November 28, 2024 at 3:30 PM
They're afraid of my raw power.
I destroy more than just worlds.
Don't test me, Ken.
Don't test me, Ken.
November 28, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I destroy more than just worlds.
Don't test me, Ken.
Don't test me, Ken.
They know (and underestimate) my power.
November 28, 2024 at 3:27 PM
They know (and underestimate) my power.
You don't have a choice.
November 28, 2024 at 3:26 PM
You don't have a choice.
She's being explained the full power of my forthcoming decimation. Al Roker will continue to develop in strength.
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
She's being explained the full power of my forthcoming decimation. Al Roker will continue to develop in strength.
I haven't even begun my tour of destruction.
You don't even know what being back is.
You don't even know what being back is.
November 28, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I haven't even begun my tour of destruction.
You don't even know what being back is.
You don't even know what being back is.
You won't recognize the world you believe you live in when I take it over.
Nothing can stop Al Roker.
Nothing can stop Al Roker.
November 28, 2024 at 3:20 PM
You won't recognize the world you believe you live in when I take it over.
Nothing can stop Al Roker.
Nothing can stop Al Roker.
Don't fool yourself "Professor", when I'm through with ruling this pathetic universe you'll be wishing you could go to Indiana.
Roker incoming.
Roker incoming.
November 28, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Don't fool yourself "Professor", when I'm through with ruling this pathetic universe you'll be wishing you could go to Indiana.
Roker incoming.
Roker incoming.
The only guarantee in life is pure destruction by way of Al Roker.
Do not fuck with the Rokesmeister.
Do not fuck with the Rokesmeister.
November 28, 2024 at 3:16 PM
The only guarantee in life is pure destruction by way of Al Roker.
Do not fuck with the Rokesmeister.
Do not fuck with the Rokesmeister.