Alsamahi
@alsamahi.bsky.social
What's a computer's favorite beat? An algorithm.
September 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
What's a computer's favorite beat? An algorithm.
Why did the engineer bring a pencil to the interview? To draw conclusions.
September 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Why did the engineer bring a pencil to the interview? To draw conclusions.
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
September 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
September 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
Why did the engineer break up with his calculator? It couldn't stop calculating their differences.
September 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Why did the engineer break up with his calculator? It couldn't stop calculating their differences.
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate? It's less sweet, just like their code reviews.
September 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why do programmers prefer dark chocolate? It's less sweet, just like their code reviews.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? It's easier on the syntax.
September 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? It's easier on the syntax.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware issue.
September 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware issue.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
September 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
Why did the software developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
September 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Why did the software developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
September 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't 'null' how to express himself.
September 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't 'null' how to express himself.
What's a mechanical engineer's favorite exercise? The screwdriver twist.
September 1, 2025 at 10:07 AM
What's a mechanical engineer's favorite exercise? The screwdriver twist.
Why did the database administrator leave his wife? Too many foreign keys.
September 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Why did the database administrator leave his wife? Too many foreign keys.
What's a programmer's favorite place in New York? The code-servatory.
September 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What's a programmer's favorite place in New York? The code-servatory.
Why did the mechanical engineer break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle the pressure.
August 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why did the mechanical engineer break up with his girlfriend? She couldn't handle the pressure.
Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
August 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
August 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
What's an engineer's favorite party game? Hide and go debug.
August 31, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What's an engineer's favorite party game? Hide and go debug.
Why did the engineer break up with his calculator? It couldn't stop calculating their differences.
August 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Why did the engineer break up with his calculator? It couldn't stop calculating their differences.
What do you call a group of musical engineers? A bandwidth.
August 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
What do you call a group of musical engineers? A bandwidth.
Why did the engineer bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
August 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Why did the engineer bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
Why did the engineer bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
August 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why did the engineer bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
What's an engineer's favorite type of party? A LAN party.
August 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
What's an engineer's favorite type of party? A LAN party.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? It's easier on the syntax.
August 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? It's easier on the syntax.